Will Houlihan

Two possibilities exist, either we are alone in this universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. - Arthur C. Clarke

[Catherine Varitek @CatherinVaritek]

And a very very special Father’s Day to our Captain! @Varitek_33 🫡

[Pawns @HungryPawnsX]

I honestly have no idea if we are close to a crash, a melt up, ww3, an AI industrial revolution, a mother of all short squeezes, a depression, a recession, or aliens.

But it sure feels like all of them at once.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

This is where we’re at

[🇺🇸 Bekah 🇺🇸 @bekahj]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As
she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet
shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles,
has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed,
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied
the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she
protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned
around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later
with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on
in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from
top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and
shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the
head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he
returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat
back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and
strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the
woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most
definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she
cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan, it's now $150."

[Will Houlihan @WillySmooth66]

@tylermilliken_

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@BellaBaddie__

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@Matt_Pinner Die?

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@SepzenoOfficial Firefly

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@MrManXRP This sounds like an MLM….

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@tylermilliken_

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

If Jameis Winston throws and INT this Sunday, I will give away a Legends Football to someone that likes and retweets this.

May the odds be in your favor.

[Justin Pugh @JustinPugh]

If he throws a TD I’ll give away a signed Giants Jersey to someone that likes and retweets this.

Go @Giants

[Will Houlihan @WillySmooth66]

@BostonStrong_34 Sounds to me like a front office call was made during the game, Cora is dealing with it.

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@nut_history That’s Pedro Pascal

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@tylermilliken_ But do they?

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@ATRightMovies Arrival gotta be up there

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@MrFruitYT For as good as Red Rising is. The second book Golden Son is better. Enjoy the ride! I wish I could read it for the first time again!

[Will Houlihan @WillySmooth66]

@MadScientistFF Fifth Element.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@JonStewart on a Trump inauguration that had everything from mass pardons to stocky bald billionaires to Nazi salutes