willy wonderx

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[$TAR BOY @IfeanyiChu46129]

a nigga who sees everything and moves like he knows nothing is dangerous.

[11 @yhate_11]

didn't get a text but I got the message

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Mtoto wa 2005 ameniambia "listen here young man"

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Pt_Kanithi]

Chapo utat na beans kwa mathe zimerudisha my will to live. We're so back

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Highschool ulikua unapata mtu anakula KDF tatu akijifanya anatafuta kitu kwa box

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

now i understand why older people are calmer...after you’ve died enough times inside, you learn to breathe, let go, and simply be.

[Kiriamiti 🕸️🕷️ @manzlikefloki]

next time usireverse sadaka bois

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It’s insane how many people are insecure about their appearance but not their character.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[Nyanjage Ke🇰🇪 @PNyanjage]

"Heri kunguni inikule lakini si wewe"

[ً @artfuIchaos]

If i had the mindset I have now, I wouldn’t have made those mistakes. but if I hadn’t made those mistakes, I wouldn’t have the mindset i have now.

[Xylo @Muthurii1]

Tuliona wewe utalewa zote tukaekea bibi

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Admitting hujui kitu is a sign of intelligence that people mistaken with stupidity

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

hopebaiting myself everyday

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Utafute pesa, utafute bibi, utafute mali, utafute Mungu, utafute usingizi. When does it end yawa?

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Arguing with someone whose source of information is Tiktok and reels is so diabolical

[Word @umarfof]

Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.

[7rq @gloccnim]

POV: When you're trying to sleep and you randomly think of something that needs to be googled

[Chief @ItsKaizerchief]

You just have to act nice, say hi, ask her name, ask her where she is going lengthen the conversations...ask her which team she's supporting in the World Cup, crack some jokes if she starts opening up kuchangia kwa conversation unajua it's the right time to ask for her number. Kegonyi wa mat akifika lipia yeye fare, mkishuka say bye and inform her that you looking forward to seeing her soon.

Ukisonga mbele upige steps mbili tatu....delete that number and move like you never met her.
Women don't deserve us boiz.

Have a good day Chief.