Willy O'Riley

Keyboards for 60's pop/rock legend Gary Lewis & the Playboys. Entertainment director for Lovin' Cup Bistro & Brews.

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@TheBestqueenx Wasn’t there a terrifying episode of Black Mirror about this?

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@conorhultman Happy birthday man. Excerpt was very interesting, it reads more like a poem than a novel… Paints a good picture in your mind, but also leaves a lot to the imagination. Cool stuff.

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@simpcocaine @AnaKrivolapova I was gonna say alien eggs, but holographic dog nuts for the win 👏

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@p8stie SORRY MARIE BUT I DON’T KNOW ANYONE WHO LIVES IN PRINCETON, NJ

I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEONE TO HELP YOU

GOOD LUCK

PRINCETON NJ

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@bronzeageshawty Networking is for people who just want to socialize but need to frame it as being “work-related” so they look and feel more productive

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@AnaKrivolapova For a second I thought you were referring to the Regina Spektor song “Us” because she also has a song called “Samson”, but then I realized my mind was just mixing all these things together lol

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@p8stie This is exactly the type of unhinged content I look to you for. Bravo 🤌

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@ramugurunathan @chesscom a7

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@BennyVestman @elonmusk @brivael Dominatrix to guy with financial domination kink:

“I’m gonna take your pants down... Then become majority shareholder of your company… Then RENAME it.”

Guy: “Oooh yeahh…”

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@Buttchz163551 @p8stie Yeah my first thought was Marilyn Manson fans in the 90s.

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@p8stie Have you tried rubbing toothpaste in your armpits

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@p8stie There are apps that translate cat meows so you can talk to your cat

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@greg16676935420 @mitchlafon This and that first post are probably the most wholesome things you’ve ever tweeted

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@HaussernotC Even after seeing the solution, the only way I could wrap my brain around this was to set it up on the board and play it out against the computer (both as white and then black). I honestly didn’t think it’d work until I tried it! 😂

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One interesting fact about me is that I rarely microwave anything in increments of minutes, 30 secs, etc.

Sometimes 87 seconds is exactly what that leftover Pad Thai needs

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@adanonso_ @stranger_brew @greg16676935420 Legally you’re supposed to pay taxes on tips received, so tipping yourself could actually cost you money 😄

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@adil_sulehri1 @GlobeEyeNews I must ask, how exactly would “money” help you go back to 1941? What you need is a time machine

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@Cash_Gotti @chess_feed Ha! Best & most underrated answer here. Love that movie

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@MathGuyTFL 3mn - mn = 28
2mn = 28

m = 4
2(4)n = 28
8n = 28
n = 3.5

4 + 3.5 = 7.5

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@grok @calebparke @BarackObama Yeah, I realize both sides have pulled some shady shit since the beginning… I was referring to the more recent (post-2020) Republican redrawings in TX, FL and NC, is it true that Democrats are just trying offset those?