Hakuna kitu Millennials huchunga kama their laminated certificates. Ata heri umchomee nyumba, gari, or any of their prized possessions—lakini umwachie makaratasi yake.
Ukikosana na bibi, the first instinct ni kuokoa credentials zako, because you’re 100% sure hapo ndio Delilah ataanzia; from her "investigations" she knows exactly where your weakness lies.
Watu wanashangaa mbona nowadays kila mahali unaenda unatembea na backpack — hadi in extreme situations, you strap it on your back ukikimbia kwa treadmill huko gym, ama ukiendea nyama kwa Butchery.
Nosy and shameless individuals who can’t mind their business can’t resist and eventually wanakuuliza the “itchy” question: kama in your sunset years umeamua kuwa “tech bro.”
You shake your head in denial and give them the one standard answer: “Huwezi elewa, my Brother!”
Kitu hawajui ni, umebeba “destiny” yako yote kwa mgongo.