Will Green

I am Will Green! Aspiring spy, model, chirpser, spaceman and multi-billionaire! A James Bond almost... insta - willsgreen

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@CreativeDeduct Let’s be clear here. Most of these people are in poverty because they are either to thick comprehend anything other than take, take, take or too bone idle to try better themselves

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@myles_premium_ Don’t know much about the bloke so he may or may not be an imbecile. However, all the people complaining about him are just jealous as they don’t and will never have the capability of amounting to anything and just rely on people they complain about to get them through life

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@Sonny496 @BladeoftheS The truth is they need the people they blame more than the blamed need them

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@Sonny496 @BladeoftheS Let’s be honest. There is a reason they are on £1400. I know enough people like this and it’s always someone else’s fault

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

Britain is losing its shit over this budget and the increasing minimum wage. Reality is that it could increase to £100/hour and they’d be no better or worse off than where it is now or if it reduced to £8/hour. A lot more issues require solving to make people feel comfortable

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@City_Chief And Jimmy Saville did a lot for a charity

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@sid_lambert @TomDorr_87 worst day of my life

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

Anyone else really unarsed about this World Cup?

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@Mrjamieohara1 Watching your missus getting passed around the Tottenham changing rooms like a bar of soap?

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@InvertTheWing You’ve not even passed your SATS yet, let alone any coaching qualification you absolute bafoon

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@leanneclarke93 @Mo_Arsenal9 His grandma should have swallowed his mum too

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@InvertTheWing Your mum has let you have the WiFi password again I see

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@InvertTheWing They need to make you manager. They need a tactician who is not driven by emotion or bias and has an excellent eye for kids

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@juegodeposting His second touch is always a tackle 😂

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

Whether you agree with painting the St George’s cross on roundabouts, etc is not the point here…..

Councils have already started repainting them which is impressively quick. So I have an idea….

Paint them in potholes. Fixed pot holes in hours!

You can thank me later

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@InvertTheWing Pot, kettle, black….

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@Billie_T He definitely needs his search history checking

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@InvertTheWing @TomDorr_87 this was that dog botherer account was on about 😂

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

Partner has had her @Tesco Clubcard account hacked and they’ve been able to order items for delivery. How’s this even possible?

[Will Green @WillyhamGreen]

@CkalThf @InvertTheWing He’s going to admit he bothers animals