Matthew Wilson

Never pee into the wind, its one of those ideas that come back to haunt you.

[Kate Beirness @KateBeirness]

This is the best hockey we have played!!! Price is rock solid today!!! 20 more minutes!!!! #GoCanadaGo

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

Professor: "what's sex week?" Student: "a big orgy" #upeisexweek

[Tyler Dykerman @tydykerman]

If anyone sees a computer come out of 4th floor main don't panic it's just srebrnik #geographic #politics #technology

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

When your professor uses the UPEI search as google. And then wants to restart the computer because its a computer glitch. @tydykerman

[Gerry Dee @gerrydee]

I am officially declaring today "Justin Bieber" Day. So, grab a hooker, smoke some drugs, get drunk and race your friend. Happy JB Day all.

[University of PEI @UPEI]

Due to ongoing snow clearing efforts, UPEI will delay opening until 10 am.

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

I will never be early for my early classes. Just late. # modelstudent #upeiprobs

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

@RobMiller77 know what I miss. Pinging @megangallantt during class and having her get in trouble. #firstyearmemories

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

"God oh mighty Danica!" @johnisaac69 @danicacsteele #motherRachel

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Women are like bacon.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Maury Christmas:

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

"Why don't you take a women's studies course?" @danicacsteele "how bout fucking no" #scholar #religiousgirl

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

Singing happy birthday in class. #anthropology105 #drmitchell

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

@Jackospeaks just tweaked @danicacsteele and me, @shelbmacneill , and @KyleSherren watched #mysonisgroaingup

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The natural color of your eyebrows is usually the same color as your pubic hair.

[alyson @alysonnnm]

I have an irrational fear of dumpsters... And I blame it on @Wils_r_us
I'm always waiting for someone to jump out and say "hi I'm Chester!"

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

"Duncan's late" , " I hope he didn't drive his car into another marathon." @alysonharding2 @Jackospeaks #community

[Matthew Wilson @Wils_r_us]

If Miley Cyrus became a walker, I wonder if she would still twerk as a walker? @carriegregory #questionoftheday #TheWalkingDead