Chris "Wily" Payne

Performance Manager, Golf Fanatic, Boro Fan, Wily Campaigner Views Are My Own (But Right)

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@Heatonstan @WhitleyBayFC Commiserations @Heatonstan
Excellent job with the X updates admin, really great work 👏🏻👏🏻

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@danamalt Surely Gilbèrt gets in the French WC Squad??

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@hivehome absolutely awful. Can’t phone tech support, can’t webchat tech support, your virtual assistant just send me in loops, no heating and no help, awful awful company

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@AndyRobsonTips Preston

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@nthnrbsn @president_band Yup, absolute farce

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@guistownfc I’ve heard, bloody Ref’s 😂

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@BallsGolf @Ticedtwice @StephenLyon I assume you’re not turning down such an opportunity?!

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@SkiptonGolfClub Well done Lottie 🏆

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@Boro_Breakdown Welcome to ShitHouse Island Yusuf 😂

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@OhareJohn1 I enjoyed the booze in care home debate. Dorothy got absolutely obliterated by Dave and started contradicting herself over and over again.

She’s also the only person on Teesside that considers two pints, “a lot”

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@louiedotseddon And thanks for replying, it’s great to understand more about it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Im so confused by this series, has the production team stopped proactive hunting other than fishing? Is it not deemed acceptable for a UK audience? Or was my first comment right, are the UK contestants just not capable? Tom/Louie help?! #AloneUK

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After so many series of Alone, it’s taken Channel 4 under 20 minutes to completely ruin it with a very bizarre bunch of contestants #AloneUK

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@louiedotseddon I can’t understand why you were the only one with the tools to do so though, had nobody else ever seen the show?! I appreciate it’s not a hunting show, but it’s been clear from 10 series those who have variety in diet do well… other than you, everyone has relied 100% on fish 🤷‍♂️

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Six Episodes, Six. Six. (Shakes Head)
#AloneUK you’ve been a total and utter waste of my time.
Well done @desertislandtom

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@desertislandtom @RichKingston73 I said no spoilers Tom, where’s the fun in that?! 😂

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After so many series of Alone, it’s taken Channel 4 under 20 minutes to completely ruin it with a very bizarre bunch of contestants #AloneUK

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@desertislandtom @RichKingston73 Last man standing? Literally? #NoSpoilers

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@BallsGolf Pioneer!

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As Sunday’s go, a New Car, bumping into Johnny Howson and winning a few quit at Pontefract Races isn’t a bad one! #Boro #Pontefract #Polestar

Oh and Boro Fans, he explicitly told me we’re going up (this statement may not be true)

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@Boro @owenswift98 Did he have any winners today at Pontefract Races?