Jurassic Snark

She/Her
ask me about rocks 🌋

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

It me again 😊

[jess 🌙🌦 @SincerelyJHard]

My best friend got MARRIED yesterday 😍🥰🥳💚

[lux⛓️‍💥 @lilithsdagger]

ai is actively killing the planet and chatgpt is making you stupid. i’ll die on this hill.

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

Just like his hairline 🤭

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Moving in the wrong direction

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

Popping back on Twitter for a second to remind y'all- Fuck that balding ass Mike Lee.

[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

3 years, 7 months, 3 weeks, 1 day, 7 hours, 51 minutes, and 56 seconds

▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 8.8%

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

@_spookyshae We got ours! It's very cute, and I have the date in my calendar 💚

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

Blah blah post-apocalyptic roller coaster with no bumps only straight down blah #MyTwitterAnniversary

[When Is Trump Gone? @DaysLeft4Trump]

4 years

░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 0%

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

Let's be friends where a dumpster fire human isn't in charge 💖😅
https://t.co/0vVktqRx9I

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

@crust_bunny We had a queen on it, but it's adjustable. It doesn't have a headboard, just the basic frame. What do you have?

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

@crust_bunny We have a simple metal frame we just took out of our room!

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

Why do you have to be a power lifter to open a damn Gatorade lately?

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

To any of the neighbors that saw me blasting 3OH!3's DONTTRUSTME in the car...
My hearing aid died. But also, mind your business, because that song is a banger.

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING

10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

TEN WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING

10. Ask them which appallingly offensive and insultingly unqualified member of Trump’s cabinet is their favorite

[Jurassic Snark @WindyMartin]

@_spookyshae Sweet! I'll keep an eye out 😍