Wine 🍋 Uncle

A cool wine uncle.

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Transfolx be like: Am I passing?

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@BeschlossDC Country is a better or worse place to live since LBJ?

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@spifffy So you're not an Alaskan. You're an immigrant whose family landed there and now you'd like to change that place to suit your tastes. And you have pronounx to prove you serve the hive, Alaskans be damned

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@GraduatedBen @kunley_drukpa I'd be all over Baltimore. Should be a paradise on earth

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@AndrewQuackson No if there's uninhabited land we need to stuff out with Somalis

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@Gara_4_Governor

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@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/59aufYrmjU

Look at Newsweek promoting wild conspiracy theories

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@JesseKellyDC You learned about the Bolshevik revolution through a game of Telephone? Usually I like you, but Jesus

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I'm gonna call this:

I think I'll be worth five million by year's end, followed by a weeks-long orgy with Swedish bikini models.

I can’t say this for certain (obviously), but I think this is the eventuality.

[Mike Martin MP 🔸 @ThreshedThought]

I’m gonna call this:

I think the Russian armed forces are going to collapse, followed by Putin leaving power.

I can’t say this for certain (obviously), but I think this is the eventuality.

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@BetoORourke You literally LARP as a Latinx schizo

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@BillKristol It's a special kind of person who can try to sell a sentence so devoid of meaning as profundity

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@deistocracy @MrPrudentialist Fun exactly once when you're plastered in college

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New evildoers just dropped

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Ex-President George H.W. Bush’s letter of resignation in protest as Life Member of NRA, May 1995:

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Thanks, (((DeanObeidallah))). Where would we be without your exegetical wisdom?

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

There is NO constitutional right to own a gun. That was literally made up by 5 GOP Justices in 2008 decision of DC v Heller. We need to make overturning Heller a cause like the right made overturning Roe v Wade. My @MSNBC https://t.co/4K6mhc38bi

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@SplendorEternal In this house we use the term wigger naturals to describe the female form

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@faustian_fellah @Real_Xi_Jinping In a sense, Western Civ's death has already eclipsed its life. Even I just stare, stunned, at its undoing

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@michaelcurzi "Eliot" Page lol

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@historydefined Wish the smile weren't obligatory. I've always been a little dour and just look fake giving a smile