Garrus Vakarian

The Citadel is corrupt and suffocating, and I don’t think I can take it any more… | Garrus Vakarian | #MERP

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

There’s no #MERP without Vakarian!

༄ Garrus Vakarian

༄ Stares respectfully at Canon
༄ Noir Omega/Citadel, AUs → ask!
༄ Any timeline!

༄ Canon-typical mature themes, 18+
༄ Noir settings can go darker
༄ …And banter can get silly

༄ Straight
༄ Ships via RP
༄ MV, MS?

༄ DMs open

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

Good morning to third-rate Omega thugs trying to cross a chokepoint bridge and third-rate Omega thugs trying to cross a chokepoint bridge only

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

༄ Look, Twitter, I get it’s an easy mistake to make, but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are *not* a krogan clan, and I don’t really need to follow them.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

This is how turians sleep, Shepard.

#TurianFacts

[Tipanot @Tipspanot]

I keep forgetting garrus dies A LOT in ME1... And thanks to photo mode... #MassEffectLegendaryEdition

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

༄ Writing

༄ Experienced writer
༄ Won’t match detail exactly, and I don’t expect you to!
༄ Always welcome to plot in DMs!

༄ SFW stuff on the TL
༄ NSFW stuff in DMs

༄ Prefer no closed group DMs/Discord/etc., but ask!

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

There’s no #MERP without Vakarian!

༄ Garrus Vakarian

༄ Stares respectfully at Canon
༄ Noir Omega/Citadel, AUs → ask!
༄ Any timeline!

༄ Canon-typical mature themes, 18+
༄ Noir settings can go darker
༄ …And banter can get silly

༄ Straight
༄ Ships via RP
༄ MV, MS?

༄ DMs open

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@CmdrButtface …And that’s where elcors come. From elcorns.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

It’s always “Ooh, Garrus, shoot this guy” or “Ooh, Garrus, be awesome like you always are” and never “Ooh, Garrus, your top matches so well”

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

The whole Archangel thing started with my favorite noodle stall being torched.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@Aria_TLoak Probably my delicious lips give that impression?

But…

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

It’s called a utility belt, Shepard.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@CmdrButtface …You planted elcorns, too?

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@Tali_Zorah_SR2 *Looks around shiftily, and slowly lowers back down behind a console until he vanishes from sight*

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@Tali_Zorah_SR2 @BeyondSubject0 There are. They just curve the other way.

[Jacob Taylor @MoreMrNiceGuy]

-Somersaults down from Engineering to the shuttle bay, and runs to the bars. He jumps on and swings around to do a set of inverted sit-ups-

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@UrdnotGrunt_ @XOLawson @JacquieNought That doesn’t even make sense, buddy *claps him on the shoulder*

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@JacquieNought Thanks!

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@AnnBrysonPhD @CmdrButtface Shepard. She’s to thank for discovering any of these lesser ones.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

Flirting? Please… there’s simply only so much a turian can withhold when graced with such presences.

[Garrus Vakarian @WingmanVakarian]

@AnnBrysonPhD @CmdrButtface You are as gracious as you are smart, Doctor, even though I’m afraid words aren’t my most compelling trait.