Winston H. Mohrer

I'm not a business dog, I'm a business, dog. / Friend-beast says he works but never leaves the house? / "Sassy" -@businessinsider

[Winston H. Mohrer @WinnTheDog]

Not AI, 2015

[Winston H. Mohrer @WinnTheDog]

It’s my birthday

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@joshmohrer @punk9059 https://t.co/AX7vT3zqRy

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Stop at the supermarket, people stare like I'm a dog

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@ariellejgoren Wellness check?

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Zohran will let dogs pee inside. Vote Zohran!

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Okay friend-beasts. Back to work so Winston can nap all day. No more shaky room with wheels. No more disappearing for 10 meals. No more aunt Roxy. Just normal please!

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@MatthewLWing let’s be like frisbee and Andy.

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I’m 13.5…

https://t.co/TDdYCGzvj5

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Not quite, machine beast

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Hear that, @joshmohrer? Mark will pay to hang with me.

[Mark Suster @msuster]

We discussed this a lot in my household. My son wanted a dog, my wife didn’t want the full-time responsibility. I ❤️ my wife & son.

Ergo me: “why don’t we just sign up & dog sit some weekends?”

[Winston H. Mohrer @WinnTheDog]

Not funny

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

But is that sweater ethically sourced?

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Today I become a dog. I am 13 human years.

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Back to the lab again, yo

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Happy drop food on the floor and I eat it Day! 🐶 🦃 🥘

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@IlyaAbyzov @joshmohrer

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It me hi me the problem it me

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My favorite place to 💩 these days is in Lily’s room.

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I would do this to @joshmohrer but we use a harness for urination outside trips.

[Winston H. Mohrer @WinnTheDog]

@IlyaAbyzov @rohrsh @joshmohrer p2p supply growth is so easy a dog could do it. Back in @Uber_NYC we actually had to work for our supply, dog.

[Winston H. Mohrer @WinnTheDog]

@msg No way dude. @joshmohrer would never trade me for a an AI pin.