Mr Fezziwig

Make up the fires, and buy another half-hundredweight of apples; one more dance, my lads, and then to bed!

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@Keir_Starmer @annaturley EU has a better deal.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@ToffeesGlasgow @Everton @since1878couk Casey from 1985 signed by manager and the whole squad.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@nw_nicholas Soup spoon

[OldishBird @oldishbird1]

Count Binface is reminding us all what it really means to be British. An abiding love for a brilliant piss take that bursts the ego of the most highly inflated ego around. The sun is out, England are still in the World Cup and Farage has made himself look like a tool. 🤣🇬🇧⚽️☀️

[Rachel Reeves @RachelReevesMP]

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead.

It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better.

But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@PaulBrandITV All in for the bin!

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@SkyNews Cheats don't prosper.

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

Just a reminder that shortly after being appointed president in 2017 that Infantino was instrumental in a major FIFA overhaul that ousted the two independent co-chairmen of the Ethics Committee, Cornel Borbély and Hans-Joachim Eckert. At the time, the committee was actively investigating… Infantino

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@henrywinter He's on the ropes

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@fifamedia @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Sounds like more bullshit to me.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@England 💙

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@SkyNews Does he think this is MMA?

[Swiss Football Data @swissfootdata]

Every player at the FIFA World Cup has to publicly condemn this decision

There is simply no other way

And yes, of course the whole lifted ban for Ronaldo was the same corrupt horseshit

Football is dead till FIFA goes up in flames

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@ukboomers 🤣

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@HACKETTREF They make it up as they go along. Brown envelopes and whatever suits.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@hicasamadim 27

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@andyburnham Would stop the horrendous half time queues.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@martynziegler Because they make it up as they go along. Disgraceful organisation.

[Mr Fezziwig @WinstonSmith_45]

@fifamedia @adidasfootball @FIFAWorldCup Mosquito could have done that. Get real.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

FIFA releasing a statement proudly saying that their special ball technology picked up a tiny Croatian touch in the build up to their last goal v Portugal rendering it offside - makes that decision worse. They may as well release a statement proudly saying “we have invented an even more sophisticated way of ruining the game.”