Carnival Barker

Send lawyers, guns, and money.

[Carnival Barker @WinterLion1]

Took a 5 month break from Twitter, come back and it's still half baked political hyperbolic bullshit. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

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@DinosaurDracula I don't know your neighbor but he's going on my "People Who Should Be Forcibly Sterilized" list.

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@BangTidyBlade @BrianDunning

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Search "pronouns" on Twitter and try not to laugh/kill yourselves. I dare you.

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@realDonaldTrump has asked @realDonaldTrump to be @realDonaldTrump's Vice President.

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@MakeAMall @1DavidReynolds @TheTweetOfGod Gun & car fatalities are about the same. Maybe if we get people to register their cars...

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This is what bravery looks like. https://t.co/LeJaiz1dds

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#chemtrails stole your dads junk. #BestOf2015 https://t.co/bUoJmUngI9

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@KylieJenner Who is responcible indeed?

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I resolve to speak in vague but bombastic generalities more #newyearsresolution https://t.co/AR741BUOvQ

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@bernie_forum Awesome! Could you look up the definition of sarcasm here? https://t.co/9YN7FUqDd8

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@SenSanders Maybe you should impose a super high tax rate on millionaires. Worked perfectly for France. #FeelTheBern

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@RandPaul is an American badass. #libertarians do everything better. https://t.co/voEoUMDiUY

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I resolve to not let the mean things people say about my hair bother me. #curlyhairdontcare #newyearsresolution

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I resolve to not let the mean things people say about my hair bother me. #curlyhairdontcare #newyearsresolution

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@MeninistTweet Fucking normies.

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@santa my friend Zach said he's gonna punch me in the kidney. Please give him coal.

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#LoveWon

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An excellent read. #trump supporters should absolutely read this. https://t.co/JFb6gdJ9VS

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Every time I think "He's achieved his final form. No one can be a bigger dildo" he one ups himself. #Trump2016 https://t.co/oqtdHbzldM

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@JebBush today said he didn't want to be the front-runner, he would rather be where he is now, 2%. That is the talk of a loser, can't win!

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@MangyLover You forgot the filthy Irish.