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biased bucks fan

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Every male flight attendant is like 6’2 which makes no sense

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@ScottBarrettDFB Anthony Jr was so underrated

[TastyLife @TastyOSRS]

I’m movin different. This shit ain’t nothin to me man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin symbiotes. Smokin that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian ferberger deluxe mega millions scratchers bubba kush. We smokin dung beetle. I’m on 23 Vicodin smokin on

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I’m the modern day Socrates I just haven’t written my stuff down yet

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You’d rather run out of the sauce and be left with the pasta than run out of the pasta and be left with the sauce

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There’s no poop at the piss store

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Nothing more awkward than getting a Hinge notification while you’re on a Hinge date

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Typa shit I’m on this summer

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Me calling my mom because the Italian 102 TA said I had a cute butt

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Due to a culturally traumatic event (someone got JoJo Siwa pregnant) I am requesting an alternative time to complete our final exam as I am mentally distraught (flabbergasted) after receiving such information

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The whitest thing a man can do is study economics in college

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@NoContextHumans

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Favorite Devin Booker moment

[Mike Korzemba @mikekorz]

Devin Booker complaining to the refs as Russell Westbrook wins the game… Wow

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As grown adults are we still buying Nike socks?

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The best sleeping medicine is an honest day’s work

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Nothing a good haircut can’t do

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Damn he was in full pads for four days??

[PFF @PFF]

Aaron Rodgers has emerged 👀

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

Jarrett Allen was asked if he knew that Kevin Love wanted a buyout before he left Philly last week.

His response... 😅

[Steez Jobs @WintersEverett]

I’d lock him up easily

[Reid Ouse @reidouse]

He’s not even 2 and he’s already trying to skip a meal to get buckets.

He ate dinner with his basketball and then right before he got in the bathtub, he snuck out to get a couple naked buckets. 😂😂😂