WiredKiwi

Failed F1 fan

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Things that #F1 teams will not tolerate from drivers. 1 Racism. 2 Association with Russia. End of List. Really wish the same would apply to sexism and sexual assault. Looking at you specifically @HaasF1Team (but not exclusively)

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@fletc117 imma gonna guess 'existence'

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@valley_kid1 @onetwobree @Like_AFolkSong that book is incredible, it's a shame it's not better known and more widely read.

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@KKirkwoodRacing because there's a very vocal section of people who are F1 fans, as opposed to motorsport fans. Basically they aren't in it for the sport itself. Gee thanks DtS. And also of course, the bots and trolls that inhabit this hellscape app these days 🤷‍♂️

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@feederofcats oh my heart.... I want that sitting politely in my house! I know you don't adopt out of state, but we dont' have any Cheesecake Factories in New Zealand, and that one should be the first!

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@gregtheclark @feederofcats the face of a cat that DEFINITELY farted on Dweeb. Original pic shows the horror writ large on little Dweebus's face.

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@cluttercubeee @feederofcats They're all here! https://t.co/kDmHyXjsWR - kudos for wanting an old jank, they are the best! Jeremy Scoots or Stanley look particularly adorbs 💕

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@dogtooths @jenn I think it gave a few folk a jolt! I can imagine George Russell drinking his morning cuppa and letting out an inadvertent 'Oh my goodness'!

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@dogtooths @jenn check the date this was posted....

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I've been waiting 9 years to post that one time when I basically catfished a future WDC into following me for a moment on Twitter. @LandoNorris, how about renewing that follow, just for giggles?? Also congrats, I had a feeling it would be worth keeping the screenshot!

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@GordonMercedes9 @tiff_tv @F1 sure, ask MEN what they think about it. 😶

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@StandardBy10 @HillF1 @tiff_tv @F1 💯and until they stop this I think we should campaign to have them title Toto Wolff as 'husband of racing driver Susie Wolff, and Mercedes Team Principal.

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@esnupisms I feel like @Charles_Leclerc and @PierreGASLY are the two most LIKELY F1 drivers you could do this with. And the subsequent post about it would DEFINITELY be #LikedByPierreGasly

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@CatsVaxnNatSec @feederofcats lil disabled kids too!

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@MrJamesMay It's as well that the seats are good, cos if you're in Auckland, mostly what's happening is that you're sitting in traffic queues. Though you should have plenty of opportunity to test dynamic stability with road cone weaving? Let us know how it goes.

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@anon_opin Our Lady Peace - Stop Making Stupid People Famous (ft. Pussy Riot)
"we keep making stupid people famous now we're living in hell"
https://t.co/KXeNZcZNUy

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@Faeriefruitcake @anon_opin oh that's spoken for by another President. American Idiot was written about Dubbya. As the door hits the orange man in the ass on the way out, I'll have 'Stop Making Stupid People Famous' by Our Lady Peace on repeat https://t.co/KXeNZcZNUy

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@fletc117 ohhhh, they inherited the Siamese vocal range...!

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@stefan655 @redbullracing @NicolePiastri @yukitsunoda07 @GettyImages @snapper_thommo @grok stop asking grok. It's shit https://t.co/7Qz3zEUNTU

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@dystainak @redbullracing @NicolePiastri ooh, long story, but in short, Oscar has a varied ancestry, thus claims many 'home' races but no Monegasque heritage so Charles offered to adopt, Nicole then adopted Yuki.

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@freddygonzee @redbullracing @NicolePiastri @yukitsunoda07 @GettyImages @snapper_thommo @grok stop asking grok. It's shit https://t.co/7Qz3zEUNTU

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@dystainak @redbullracing @NicolePiastri ooh, long story, but in short, Oscar has a varied ancestry, thus claims many 'home' races but no Monegasque heritage so Charles offered to adopt, Nicole then adopted Yuki.

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@dystainak @redbullracing @NicolePiastri ooh, long story, but in short, Oscar has a varied ancestry, thus claims many 'home' races but no Monegasque heritage so Charles offered to adopt, Nicole then adopted Yuki.