Wirral Wool

I'm from the Wirral, I'm rich and I went to private school. I'm just better than you.

[T4YDR @T4YDR]

@WirralWool munich menus are very accommodating

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@hels_hdt Already on it! There was a horrible little child on my Miseryrail train today. The whole carriage was cursing it.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@T4YDR Understandably...

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@GetSmashedTours Minimal tweets from the ball boy so far today. #itsallgonequietoverthere

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@ElliotMarkMc @DaviesHuw Nick Hancock.

[Get Smashed Tours @GetSmashedTours]

I'll be round later to give you your birthday digs lad @luis16suarez

[Get Smashed Tours @GetSmashedTours]

I want to be king of the ball boys

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@hels_hdt You might recognise me better falling out of a hot-tub.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@ElliotMarkMc @DaviesHuw You might have also seen my Football Fuck-ups video.

[Queen of the Harpies @villagedickhead]

@Office_Arsehole I call those shards of minge-dwelling toilet paper “clitty litter”.

[David Bullock @daveyb83]

@SinbadBrookie A Chelsea fan rings up Stan Collymore on TalkSport, just listen to what he says at 1 min 30 secs! http://t.co/EeVmViXw”

[HuwTube @huw_tube]

@meninuggboots here's a man in ugg boots. He's also wearing jeggins and has a handbag #UggBootWanker

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

Someone on this train has been chonging the biftas hard. Wring your coat out for a litre of tar territory. #grim

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

Hot train, sweaty back. Arse crack is like the Nile Delta.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@DaviesHuw You're a shame you lad. Just a shame.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@Huw_Tube Pipe down Paul's Boutique.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@huw_tube Bottle of socks you lad. Wool to the brim.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

@huwtube You are a tube.

[Wirral Wool @WirralWool]

If you're going to see John Bishop tonight you need your head checking. If you refer to him as 'The Bish', you need it caving the fuck in.