COL Asher Aaheru

Wʜᴇɴ I ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋʏ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛs ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs? Cᴀɴ I ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴅɪᴇs? 🔮 High Elf Wizard [Lvl 11] 🔮 He/They 🔮 icon: @cherryfullart

[COL Asher Aaheru @WisdomCursed]

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when i look up at the sky, what meets my eyes? can i just stand by while the world dies? 🔮 High Elf Wizard [Lvl 12] 🔮 He/They 🔮 icon: @/snailsea92

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

hey don’t freak out, i know u can hear my voice in ur head it’s all good just listen to me okay im trying to read someone else’s mind in this cafe but ur thoughts are so fucking loud i genuinely cant hear anything else so im gonna need u to just think about nothing for a bit okay

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

ive been keeping a rat under my wizard hat for years now and i haven’t lost a battle since. every time i get knocked out he takes over and ratatouilles me like im an EVA we’re genuinely unstoppable

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

i am so fucking done with this cursed sword dude. its all fucking day with this guy going "where the foes at? swordy want stab stab!" my party doesnt even fw me anymore, this shit is NOT worth the +1 on attack and damage rolls bro

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

yes my spellbook contains the forbidden incantation for uthmog's eviscerating touch but you read my spellbook without permission and that’s worse

[rune sword @runesword1]

forming a psionic memory link with the shy, bookish high elf wizard and getting your mind fucking one shot by 600 years of smut

[rune sword @runesword1]

(wizard holding up a spellbook) what’s the matter sorcerer boy? afraid you might learn something?

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Sergeant sad eyes reporting for misery

[flan💖💜💙 @sharkflan]

don’t even get me started on all the armor…#KCD2

[donald boat @laserboat999]

My local bar is called the "Shield Wall" and doesn't really have a fixed location, it just forms and reforms in various parking lots since it doesn't have walls its just 500 guys holding shields constantly opening and closing to admit new patrons

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

a death by three cuts, I couldn’t survive one thousand cuts. I am very frail

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I DO NOT SUFFER WITH AUTISM. I SUCCEED WITH AUTISM

[‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ ོ @sighswoon]

If I was ever in some terrible doomsday situation the first thing I’d do is get into a romantic relationship

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Paying you with what appears to be a large sack full of coins but in reality it’s just a rat

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m pretty normal despite what the prophecy says about me