Pale shadow, imitation of humanity, come forth from the mirror & speak with me ~ 🦇⚰️ Changling Vampire ♤ Blood Hunter ♤ Warlock 🪄 Wizard 🐐 Druid ⚔They/Them
@BackgroundsBlur As a member a vampiric undead, the compassions appreciated
But also, as a monster hunter
If the person with the peanut allergy was constantly bitin peoples throats out, I don't think you'd hear the populace complain if ya aerosolized peanut butter around yer house or yerself 🤷
@KoscheiDalca Turned inta a horse ta carry em, cause I needed more speed than my normal 2 legs would provide
Horses don't have thumbs either I'm afraid
Not normal ones at least
And then ya gotta haul em to the nearest town, cause what are ya gonna do? Be an ass and leave em in the weird and dangerous woods? No.
So ya try ta drop em off in town but ya lack thumbs ta pay fer an inn
Anyway, what an evening
Sometimes ya forget ta wild shape outta yer beast form, and ya start a conversation with a very confused traveler who keeps starin at their wine skin fer reassurance that they aren't imaginin things until they finally can't take the weirdness anymore and run straight inta a tree
@FulmenDraconis They're cravin warmth and the tender light a the sun
Not the harsh thin light a winter that sustains nary a plant and hours a darkness 🤷 can't blame em fer gettin a lil funny
@KoscheiDalca Reasonable
But that could happen anywhere
At least a decent city might offer insurance fer some a it
What I'm saying is, ya might need ta drop yer standards ta more reasonable rates
And also invest in teleportation magic. Whisk the buildin away in the face a danger
Then return
@KoscheiDalca Well, I mean yeah, not rule it or anythin
But ya aren't even allowed ta jus live or work in the area and pay taxes?? Would ya even be crossin the same entertainment paths??
I'll admit, I dunno what all falls under their purview
@BackgroundsBlur Eh, romantic
In a kind of, super fucked up and upsettin way…
Grandpa got game I guess
And here people were concerned you'd be mentally distressed havin ta possibly off a guy that looked like ya
Turns out, the distress comes from sharin overly personal anecdotes. With yer face