WisdomOfAPerv

I sometimes have strange thoughts, many of which probably shouldn't be shared. But I do it anyway...

[DrunjAF @DrunjAF]

My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger.

So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car.

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

Fish Cutter Breakfast at the tiki bar #Heaven

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

Woke up pretty early....

[Algonquin K Farquhar, Esq @buddhatree]

Two words that should have never gone together: urinal cake.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

The irony with having gold teeth is that they make you look like there's no way you can afford to have gold teeth

[Le Sigh @SharpeBytes]

Sometimes life requires a hard edit.

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

The latest @AdlibPodcast with @ohmyyeosh @JonRuhff & yours truly @RockSolidBWalk ...
"Soy Burgers & Mr. Crapknuckle"
https://t.co/zsSdXIRHK3

[Pia Nacar @Kimgee8]

My heart is stupid, I know it, I like it & I let it.

[Samantha Haack @SamanthaRae49]

Doctor: "Drink lots of fluids."
Me: "Done."
Doctor: "Abstain from alcohol."
Me: "Well, which is it because I can't do both!"

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

"@AnOrangeSNES: A woodpecker is both a bird and what an unfortunate pirate has in his pants." @allwayswrite

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Antidepressant Can’t Believe It’s Expected To Fix This Mess All On Its Own https://t.co/WiAhlVzkiR

[imfabulous @imfabulous13]

BREAKING: A massive piece of garbage talking trash in front of a giant pile of rubbish. #TrumpSpeech #Trump2016

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

@allwayswrite https://t.co/1uHTmcOusX

[PixieMuff @CherBear162]

Tweet me write ~ Clever play on words or Elmer Fudd taking credit..Either way.

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

Overheard at the bar: Masturbation Isn't the shameful thing we were told it was when we were losing track meets & chess matches.

[WisdomOfAPerv @WisdomOfAPerv]

Overheard at the bar: Oh my God. If we weren't broken, we wouldn't be so happy right now. #Profound #Insane #True