Philip Mwangale II.

Establishing Order out of Chaos. 🇰🇪🇲🇼🇸🇸🇺🇬🇹🇿

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

There's a silent consensus among Africans that rich and influential people can't just die.
Even when they are old and stricken in years or meet an explicable accident, we must find the hidden hand.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@IanECox It has now become too common for monied individuals to force chopper pilots to fly in bad weather. Some are not even assassinations. Rotary in poor visibility in most African terrains are not friends.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@Ndonglaw043 @Ndonglaw043 lakini ndugu, 'Gaspol' ni nini?🤭

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@OCXMakinya These model of trainings produce good soldiers and policemen but often bad human beings.

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@joshuamalidzo The Kenyan parliament is perhaps the most impotent of institutions and legislatures world over.

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@allan_muriuki @TabbyKanyungu @63notts1 Post morterms must be conducted for all reportable deaths. Sometimes where families are opposed for various reasons and where a cause of death can be inferred from medical history or is clear, it can be bypassed.

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@raychelletai Giving new meaning to 'patty patty'🤭

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@livin_omanga That system was designed for efficiency. Then it met Kenyans and their Advocates.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

As held about that mongrel 'lol', 'clock it', 'rada(r)' and their other fleeting cousins are products of people with the vocabulary of Hallo Children, and the emotional depth of a teaspoon.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@mwende_kyalo_ It happens more times than you can imagine.

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@GiftGrace01 He was wearing sack cloth. Forgive him.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

When life knocks you down....take a brief pause before you get back up. You need to check whether it plans to give you another knock, and then draw up strategic ducking plans for subsequent knocks.
This business of quickly getting up sans reflection leads to quick and debilitating knock outs.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

Governor @SakajaJohnson is such a brilliant chap.
When he discovered Nairobi's drainage problems stem from the '80s and require roughly 20Billion to fix, he decided to merge water and sewer.
Now, sewage flows through Nairobi City County rivers. If you miss the black colour, the stench will remind you that this is a revolutionary city management plan.
Top tier leadership I tell you!

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@MichealKSongz @BuniChristopher Avocadoes are not meant for shelves.

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@yoyachris1 This is ignorance. So people who want to vote in Wajir North and are students at KU or live in Juja shouldn't register? C'mon!

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

When one door closes, find out who closed it, then check if it is actually locked. Do you have the key?
If you don't, find out if somebody else does. If they don't, get a hammer.
This business of a door closing and another opening automatically is the product of Alibaba's magic.
That's not how doors work.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@The_Osoro But Dickens read Bwana! He knew when to concentrate on ligi ndogo and when to study😅

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@EACCKenya Those of the 'big fish' refrain, the mandate of the @EACCKenya is not limited to investigation of grand corruption alone. Even those small bribes we have normalized fall under their radar.

[Philip Mwangale II. @WisdomPortal77]

@mqhlay In their defense, what they meant is 'all the meats offered are edible'😅