Patrick Daniel

🇮🇹 Philosopher and lawyer. Moderately inactive on Twitter, find me elsewhere but I’m telling you it’s not worth it.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

Hello. I am not on Twitter because I don’t want to go crazy. All of my twits or whatever are auto-reposted from Instagram. DM me there and I’ll respond - promise. Meanwhile, check out my podcast “Wise Hypocrite”, coz it’s the dog’s bollocks 👇

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@StrangelEdweird @xavierbonilla87 @gmiller Oh I called it!

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@StrangelEdweird i bet you’d want to make the world a better place or whatever but honestly I’d have a TikTok account where I headbutt into oblivion random objects suggested by my audience.

[Geoffrey Miller @gmiller]

If you had all of Superman's superpowers for 24 hours, and you wanted to do the most good in the world during that one day, what would you do?

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@SimoneCristao Minchia.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@lexfridman So deep

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@dalybeauty Had you asked for an Americano?

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@C_Kavanagh Shame, imagine all the sensemaking that money could have been used for

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@Cary_Elwes Except gefilte fisch

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@jameelajamil @Black_D_Gamer1 Can’t wait for Chernobyl 2 on HBO

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@jameelajamil It’s alright. Fun, goofy, doesn’t take itself too seriously and Maslany is terrific. Would like there to be a bit more workplace shenanigans less Hulk DNA supervillain stuff. Titania should be as evil as this show gets.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@StrangelEdweird @RockNRoLL_85 Flea or Chris Squire or Victor Wooten

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@erinbiba @amaditalks @thedanrosen American culture is so nuts that they manage to make even Jews - who have made an artform out of using humour to deal with unspeakable trauma - seem humourless.

[Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen]

People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@erinbiba @amaditalks @thedanrosen Jesus Christ, it’s not a doctoral thesis, it’s a set up for the punchline “yo, the vibes are off let’s get on a boat”. Obviously. Substitute that line with “descendant of a Jew who was judiciously concerned with the political climate and decided to emigrate” and it doesn’t work.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@FuckCarsReddit Italians do a lot of our shopping for 1-2 days, fresh produce from the local supermarket which is often a walk away, and certainly doesn’t require a huge truck

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@StrangelEdweird @ETVPod @xavierbonilla87 @thomaschattwill @kmele I just don’t understand how so many smart people can spend so much of their time on this website. It’s as dumb as TikTok and with only a fraction of the dancing butts.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@guardian War with France

[no longer respecting gardenias @NLRG_it]

man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber pagliacci is in town. he will shave all men (and only those men) who will not shave themselves." man bursts into tears. "but bertrand,"

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

What are the remarkable ones though? I went to see the Liberty Bell and all I could think about was that I‘ve worked in law firms older than that thing

[Lawrence Wright @lawrence_wright]

Plymouth Rock has to be one of the most unremarkable artifacts of American history.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@Francys1208 @Pistogolblasta2 Pensa che e se aveste avuto i giocatori, l’allenatore e la maglia del Real adesso sareste stati campioni d’Europa. E invece per colpa del sistema siete solo l’Inter.

[Patrick Daniel @WiseHypocrite]

@DiaVoltaire Probabilmente anche questa se l’è venduta Acerbi