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[AJ Jacobs @ajjacobs]

A paper-and-ink offline humor magazine founded in the year 2016. I kid you not! Wackiness has ensued! https://t.co/akVYdIaqwA

[The American Bystander @BystanderTweets]

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[Q @QwithTomPower]

#TheAmericanBystander's reviving the glory days of print humour mags like Spy & Mad Magazine https://t.co/CSnQZlygxV

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Did you love this book back in the day? Pore over it repeatedly with friends? Well Goddess… https://t.co/kmkQ4uIDcO

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If you haven't already done so, please check out the Kickstarter and help us get to our stretch goal of $40k. SWAK https://t.co/egDzMW6d9N

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Greetings new followers! We're so happy you found us. We're just 3 followers away from 700, which must be some kind of record. Help us out?

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"Makes an artisanal pencil shop seem like crass commercialism." --@BystanderTweets Publisher @mgerber937 on starting a print humor magazine

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Seriously, what's funnier than Joe Don Baker?

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The American Bystander is a print humor mag. Cartoons, comics & prose. Back it & get a copy today! https://t.co/ASh8VFMP86 @BystanderTweets

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NOW you tell Hillary Clinton https://t.co/csCBI5g2JZ

[Intelligencer @intelligencer]

The beginning of the end for MetroCards is here: https://t.co/ZmWmJf873y

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We know u love great comedy writing from @NellSco @Merrillmarkoe @michaelianblack. Did u know they exist in PRINT FORM? @BystanderTweets

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Hello comedy world! WitStream has woken up from its extended nap to help spread the word about @BystanderTweets https://t.co/zvfhqy1MZU

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@dantelfer 15 whole minutes??! You have no idea how long that is in startup minutes.

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@Merrillmarkoe @KarenKilgariff But how come the bear has no facial features and an outie? What does that have to do with ejaculation?