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[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Sad to report that if you just get up and start doing things, they get done.

There should be a better way though.

[Meat & Hair | Creative Writing School for Business @WithMeatandHair]

@JackieMPearce I'm headed to Iceland for my birthday! 💃

[Meat & Hair | Creative Writing School for Business @WithMeatandHair]

@JackieMPearce Believe it or not it's been YEARS since I've done that - but I will totally sip on a whiskey! (Does that count? 😆)

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Therapist: So when do you think your anxiety started?

Me:

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The older you get the louder your sighs become.

[Meat & Hair | Creative Writing School for Business @WithMeatandHair]

@JackieMPearce Adore you!!!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Let’s redecorate (paint all the walls and furniture the same color as the orange dreamsicle frosty) 🧡🍊🟠📙🏀🟧

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

if you recognize me in public come say hi i’ll be in the frozen aisle and look like this

[JBro @Jaybro006]

"People you may know" but will hide from in the grocery store.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Good luck "private number," I haven't answered my phone for a number I know since 2013.

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

as i walk into the bed, bath & beyond with instructions from my wife to look for some throw pillows that won’t clash with the curtains in our house, my thoughts wander to the very real possibility that i may already be dead

[paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram]

nope

- inspirational tweet

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

Does anyone else have to have their money right side up and facing the same way so the world doesn't explode?

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

Gather ‘round, ladies. It’s time for the annual buying of The Notebook That Will Change Everything™️.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Have you tried blowing on it like a Nintendo cartridge?

-me as a therapist

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

“no one knows the point of life” actually I do and it’s to dip a crusty bread in tomato soup

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Nothing good ever comes after a knock.

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

last class of the semester down so you KNOW I'm about to get WILD 🤘🤪

(drink half a beer watching jeopardy, muting the part where contestants talk about themselves)