Emalyn

Green Olive Connoisseur

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

I just wrote a review on Color Huggie Hoop Earrings https://t.co/DkQ7hdOtWU via @yotpo

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

I have a corn allergy. I just called the local coffee shop to ask if the GF polenta citrus cake I brought home had corn in it.

So that barista thinks I’m a fucking dumbass 😂🙃🤡

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you.
It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

My management style in a nutshell, just ironically with some fucks sprinkled on top.

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

“I hope you all enjoyed the fireworks! Looking forward to seeing more fire work in Q3”

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@mp1866 👁️ 🫦 👁️

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

I finally got correctly sized for a bra after buying what I ~thought~ was the right size online a few months back (it’s my fault we kno dis) but I AM REBORN everyone go measure yourselves (or get measured) and buy a bra! Fellas too! #Bras4all #PSA

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@FreewheelinCW You’re gonna yell at me I’m ready

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@mp1866 That sweet punum 💋😂

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@mp1866 I’m loling AND THE QUEST REPLY MOM LOL

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

Went to a soccer game and climbed a ledge to find our friend in the crowd, and this guy walks up and says “yo, not to be weird, but I took a dope picture of you guys if you want me to airdrop it to you?” aand that’s how this masterpiece was born

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When I call back Domino’s a second time to let them know it’s been over an hour and my pizza still hasn’t been delivered.

[Computer Enthusiast Alex Alda @tmbg13]

wow the pictures out of new york are insane lately

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

The fact I stopped at this rest area one time in my life on a 9 hour solo roadtrip simply because of the name only to run into my college ex-boyfriend’s parents. James Gandolfini’s ghost out here just absolutely wrecking people 😭😂💀

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@Recklesss19 LMAO on it

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@FreewheelinCW Buy two thanks

[Emalyn @Witterrbug]

@FreewheelinCW Cue the theme song