Timothy Wittman

Evolving

[Daily Banter @DailyBanterMeme]

@rawsalerts Another distraction.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

Economy so bad that the WSJ is running Marxist headlines

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

@bkoo There’s always Riyadh. 🤷‍♂️

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

So watch it play out:

Ghislaine Maxwell hands over names of only Democrats and says she and Epstein hardly knew Trump.

Then Trump quietly gives her a pardon and claims she deserves it for turning over the names.

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

If one ever need proof that it’s “all about the short game,” currently Gotterup and Putnam are in the top-5. #pgatour #rocketclassic

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

Million-dollar app idea:

A noise app that sounds like a really loud exhaust fan that you can run on your phone so you coworkers hear that instead of your exploding shit noises.

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

Arco’s logo looks like a puckered up butthole.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: I just filed an emergency motion to block Trump’s illegal deployment of Marines and National Guard in Los Angeles.

Trump is turning the U.S. military against American citizens.

The courts must immediately block these illegal actions.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

There was no call. Not even a voicemail.

Americans should be alarmed that a President deploying Marines onto our streets doesn’t even know who he’s talking to.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

@wildtiktokss Is the prank acting like you are naturally putting your hand there and not watching or acting like you’re on the phone?

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

@SCE, this has been dripping like this (at your Long Beach facility on Redondo Ave) for MONTHS. Do you guys hire facilities managers? Can I submit a resume?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh my god. OH MY GOD EVERYONE. Susan Collins is “concerned.” Strap in, things are about to get serious.

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

7:50 AM:

The suspect was already in custody with a dozen cops inside the 7-Eleven. Yet cops kept showing up. I counted 12 cop cars and at least 20 cops.

Yet the LAPD argues they are understaffed and need money (even as they get half of our discretionary budget).

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

@SomaKazima I don’t want to be the simile police here, but wanting to try food because it’s “good as shit” isn’t exactly going on marketing flyers, eh?

[Timothy Wittman @WittmanTimothy]

Poop cubes for days…