aloof auntie

she/her | @stickyschirps mom | my correct opinions are my own | free 🇵🇸

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unless I’m working in an ER, working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

They’ve tried this since the 50s, it’s called “the business school” and it’s only succeeded in making the median college student about 30 IQ points dumber on average

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

wasian whose parents are from two different sides of istanbul

[eri @missingerika]

podemos normalizar tener pelo de gato por toda la ropa, gracias

[hex 🫧 @hexfulz]

As a brown girl watching atla back in 2005 and suddenly when the episode ended my dad would take over the TV switch to Al Jazeera and we were watching the US invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan and my dad was like ”it’s like the cartoon you watch but real life”

[fawn 💌 @fawnn404]

not to be rude but some of you are trying to derive an understanding of palestine entirely from tweets reacting to other tweets reacting to other tweets. every day i open this app and discover another argument that was already answered in palestinian literature 30+ years ago

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

so there’s this guy who wrote an entire book on why this framing is ass

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Thank god there are so many pictures of him with bats

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

The world breathlessley reads a papal encyclical and enters anither week of hotly debating the Odyssey

Yet humanities programs are being closed all over.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Shane @Mountain_Twhick]

A major PR problem facing Israel is that “we should kill them all” is such a widespread opinion among the general public that the notion that they shouldn’t be saying that into a camera doesn’t even occur to a lot of them

[aloof auntie @all_o_ya]

Giving her the Gom Jabbar test

[jawn-e-mann Ⓐ ☭ 🏴🌺 @syjvicious]

they can control whether they identify as israeli. i’ve met some anti-zionists (a notable example being ilan pappe) who refuse to do so, instead identifying as something like “hebrew” or “jew born in palestine,” depending on their preference.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My dream poor financial investment would be restoring an art deco theater and dedicating it to play restored silent films all day. Admission costs a quarter and the only hope to make a profit is through one concession stand that serves a $25 cocktail called "The Buster"

[Marina 🐝 @HappyNacho73]

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THIS:

[sabine ✵ @danversio]

anakin and padmé

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

THERE IS NO EMPIRE!!!! YOU WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK ON MICROSOFT EXCEL!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

having pets is so crazy cause we not even the same species but we just in the crib together cuddling