WittyWankings

Taking my flying as serious as I do my biryani.

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Dear @SkodaIndia,
How is it that telemarketers are aware that I have purchased a Kylaq. Is my personal data no longer private? Did you or @PpsSkoda share or sell my contact information to telemarketers? It’s getting a little too much to handle now.

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@saucyspaghetti @mumbaimirror @letsblinkit @pfaindia @Manekagandhibjp Journalists are the scum of the earth.

[Bumble Bee @saucyspaghetti]

This is what so called journalism has come to. Posting fake news without any proof. It's a humans vs animals world and unfortunately, the latter don't have a voice. Shame on you @mumbaimirror. @letsblinkit @pfaindia @Manekagandhibjp

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@archeetn @mybmcWardL @ChandivaliCCWA @AndheriLOCA @powaichandivali @mybmc @MTPHereToHelp @mybmc and your plan is to make this shit hole a world class city? You guys take trips abroad on OUR MONEY. I’m sure you dimwits smoke and drink our money away for nothing.

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@archeetn @mybmc @mybmcWardL We’ll live like this until we die. Nobody gives a shit anymore . Live in the gutter, behave like the gutter

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@globaltimesnews @grok please verify this

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@Anseleeto Come home chutiya.

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@Anseleeto It’s their job.

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@TRE_320 Captain, this is very normal for a corporate setup.

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@deedydas @StarHealthIns what’s this

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@reliancejio @Apple @JioCare nobody seems to care.

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@JioCare what’s taking y’all so long to support RCS messaging? How backwards could y’all be ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is amazing 😂

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@Uber_India my friend lost his mobile in the cab whilst travelling from Embassy Manyata Tech Park toHSR layout. The cab number is Ka02 ah 0347
Is there anyway we could retrieve his phone? We’ve been trying to call his number but to no avail.

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@Anseleeto Like you at Cult

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@CNNnews18 hello :)) just putting it out there. This isn’t new by the way. @CNN

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@BanditOnYour6 People are losing it. I reminded a colleague of how important it was to keep boundaries between spaces.

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@MumbaiPolice This query is with regards to my Character Certificate. It's been 15 days since I submitted my documents at Andheri Police Station. How long does it usually take for a CFC approval? Could you please help me?

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@Dharmocratic @kumar69781989 @Iyervval Quote one. I’d like to know too!