its always -B

-B. & -C. Married couple in our mid-late 20s writing Shoni fanfics. One with an actual English literature degree and the other just wanting to be involved.

[its always -B @WivesWhoWrite]

Welcome back, I guess?
-B

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[b @wwxwashere]

you wouldn’t understand

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[its always -B @WivesWhoWrite]

@cowboylikek1tty I can only dream of days like this

[alexis 𑣿 @sgtpidge]

no for real!!

[its always -B @WivesWhoWrite]

Poetry

[contu @cxckneygirl]

“I heard you like magic, I've got a wand and a rabbit”

[its always -B @WivesWhoWrite]

I make no promises but I’ve started watching Gordon Ramsey cooking shows again… 👩‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳🔥

[its always -B @WivesWhoWrite]

I’m no expert but pulling up to the Doctors and Kesha’s Die Young coming on shuffle doesn’t seem like a GOOD omen…

[queen evie ⚞ • ⚟ @theonIyphan]

why is the uk’s rain so brutal today? i’ve just been fucking sandblasted by the cumulonimbus piss. battered me black & blue it has. christ

[AwesomeNerd96 @Awesome_Nerd96]

They know

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[Hearteyes and Violence @Whatagoodfoe]

The way it’s both of them

[AwesomeNerd96 @Awesome_Nerd96]

Yeah 🫠

[freddie @Freddie_0611]

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person