house naysayer

#NCSU14. 1 Peter 3:14. The muy caliente vida loca special. occupation: teams water distribution engineer

[house naysayer @Wizard_Kelly32]

“The guilty are always on the lookout for getting what they deserve”

[Xctober @xctobermc]

19 years ago we got this generational scene right here 😭

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

Between Johnny Knoxville slapping Bam in the face and the guy running for his life, this has to be one of the funniest pranks.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

“Silence is violence” is possibly the worst woke 1 idea, pretty much guarantees you end up with a bunch of very loud people who have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about

[Whimsy Knoxville ☠️✨ @alackofwhimsy]

If there's one thing about Wee Man, he's going to fucking fly.

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

ok i’ll stop this is the last one but i genuinely couldnt stop laughing after seeing this for the first time

[Quick Thoughts @lthlnkso]

You’ve never heard an argument against rent control?

[mommiana @mommiana5]

You not wrong King

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Holy. Shit.

Tim Walz actually just pardoned an illegal immigrant who raped a 10-year-old girl. He did it to shield him from being deported.

What the fuck is happening…
Tim Walz and this man should be hanged.

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @__Injaneb96]

+The guest: “I’m a socialist”

-Caleb: What Socialism are you in favor for?

+ Ummm I believe…

-Take a system that you are in favor of, that you would rather be our system.

+”I just don't want it to be Capitalism”

- Take a system that has been proven to work anywhere in any country that is better than our system.

- “Unfortunately, imperialism is hurting those socialist countries.”

These people are genuinely ignorant and stupid. They just repeat the talking points that they have been given!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The delivery driver was in the right. Control your dog.

[Magdi Jacobs @magi_jay]

At the end of the day, I don't like this lady because she said lighting Jewish people on fire wasn't antisemitism. For this same reason, I'm a bit suspicious about what exactly she means when she keeps talking about "AIPAC." One of the people who was lit on fire died, btw.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

The Snowtime Lakers 😭😭😭

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

Caleb Hammer schooled a guest on how taxes work in America, explaining that the U.S. has one of the most progressive tax systems.

Caleb: Question, what percent does the top 1% pay in federal income taxes?

Guest: None.

(Brief silence)

Caleb: Think it's about 40 to 50 percent? No, I think it's about... I believe it's about 35%. Then the top 10% pays 50 to 60%. Top 50% pays 99%. The bottom 50% of earners only pay 1%. Did you know we actually have the most progressive income tax system in the entire Western world? Did you know that?

Guest: I did not.

Caleb: Oh, we do. Of course you didn't know that. Why know anything before having an opinion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[house naysayer @Wizard_Kelly32]

That last soldier that Daemon stabbed, I don’t think he was coming to fight. I think he was just coming around the corner from the bathroom or something and had awful timing. #hotd

[Kollege Kidd @KollegeKidd]

India Arie reacts to Yung Miami's viral song "Spend Dat"

"I finally realized that not everybody wants to get free."

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Narrator: Turkey has committed multiple genocides, countless massacres, and produced the Ottoman Empire, one of the largest examples of colonialism in history.

That this Islamist country is allowed in NATO is insane.