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Wake up, new day, new shit, give it your best.

[Akan @K2grind]

When you dither too much, even your people become tired of you

[Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

Peruvians of Japanese descent are on a generational run in Peru. They make up 0.6% of the population and have been president 4 out of the last 9 times.

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@ManuTrexx You’re living dangerously

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Liked her thirst trap and her sentimental tweet

Call that two-factor authentication

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Hotmail por nacimiento, Gmail por presión social.

[Vitalist International @VitalistInt]

the duress passcode does not delete the phone. it is not the same as remotely destroying data. it forgets how to decrypt itself, leaving the data technically in-tact but impossible to access. these details will matter if this ever goes to trial.

[ً @uglygrm]

but why am i attracting pretty babes in this my period of financial destruction ?

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@brian_yehnda @Apple From my experience it depends on your market.

If the app is meant for the Kenyan market definitely prioritize Android, and design the app to support older android versions.

Relatively few Kenyans have iPhones and even fewer upgrade their phones regularly.

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@ManuTrexx @Mukiteee I don’t think you’re in a position to talk about taking L’s

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@Mukiteee @ManuTrexx Zae hii haikuwa na bet, nilikuwa tu nimpige banter😂

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@ManuTrexx Kidogo uitwe meeting na HR😂

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@ManuTrexx Eey, walikuwa wamekupang’ia mbaya😂😂

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@Mukiteee @ManuTrexx Jamaa ata hajang’oja nifike day 2 angalau🚮😂😂

[Chalant dreadhead @Just_Mucha_]

Unakuwa ghosted unabecome poet 😭

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

Giving the cops the password that factory resets your phone instead of the one that unlocks it is cyberpunk as hell

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@OdiwuorAlvin This thread explains it best

[Puneet Patwari @system_monarch]

Amazon Prime Video moved their video monitoring tool from microservices to a monolith in 2023. Costs dropped 90%.

The internet lost its mind. "Even Amazon is ditching microservices?"

Here's what happened

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@Mukiteee @Moo_too_wah @ManuTrexx Mahn, inabidi niende kwa profile yake nicheck replies
We can’t live like this🤣😂

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

Day 1 without @ManuTrexx 😂

[🇰🇪 @Wizzop74]

@Mukiteee @Moo_too_wah @ManuTrexx They’re trying to get the nigga off the platform 🤣😂😂