William Morris

Small business owner in crazy city of St. Louis.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: 27-year-old American Kyle Kirkwood, who races for Andretti — one of the most AMERICAN racing teams of ALL TIME — has WON the Freedom 250 Grand Prix

What an INCREDIBLE ending to an INCREDIBLE race 🇺🇸

Originally, Spanish driver Alex Palou was favored to win, But Kirkwood pulled it off

[DFF @DumbFxckFinder]

Trump x Musk x Vance x Rubio x Hegseth

[Real America's Voice (RAV) @RealAmVoice]

NOW THIS is how you celebrate America’s 250th. What a beautiful sight! 🇺🇸

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Ever notice how you never see a single person risking their life to escape capitalism so they can run toward some socialist shithole for a “better future”?

Not once.

Not ever.

Not a single time in history.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Liberal women say they don’t feel safe walking alone at night…

Then vote to defund police, abolish ICE, empty prisons, and open the border

Make it make sense

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Just so I understand, just so I am picking up what they are putting down:

Fraud has been uncovered in every facet of our lives, in every institution, in every government program, in every government office,

But, Fraud in our elections??

NAH, that’s obviously not possible…

Carry on then, clearly there’s no need for voter ID.

The most sacred act in our Republic is obviously protected by unicorn farts and rainbows…

[CaliRN619 🚑🩺🚑 @CaliRN619]

Why could GenX afford to buy a house and you can’t?

We bought ourselves cars that barely ran and learned to to fix them with duct tape and baling wire.

Most of you refused to learn to drive and when you finally did, Mommy bought you one and still pays for your gas and insurance.

We lived 6 people to a 1 bedroom so we could move out at 18.

You’ll live with Mommy until you’re 40 because you can’t share a bathroom much less a bedroom.

We got our first “real” job at 14 and have worked 2-3 jobs at a time through school and will until the day we finally retire or die.

You won’t start working until you’re 25 and you cry on day 3 if you haven’t been promoted or if you don’t get praised because you showed up.

We had a 13% interest rate and earned about $500 a week for a full time, above minimum wage job.

You cry about 6% and you’ve never worked a minimum wage job because you think it’s beneath you.

We learned very early on how to regulate our time, our money, and our emotions.

You believe you’re the main character and that your big feelings require others to regulate so you don’t have to.

You want a house? Stop whining and figure it out like every other generation has had to.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

If we had just let them eat those Tide Pods.

None of this shit would be happening right now!

[William Morris @WmMorris]

@MitchellMcCoy But, but, but, we don’t need more cops on the street, it does no good. Says the loons in the city, just more social workers. 🤷‍♂️

[Jeff @_Jeffery0]

“Bill Maher CHALLENGES Charlie Rose on Islam: “Find Me a Moderate Muslim”

Charlie Rose: Would you come to this table and have a debate about this with a moderate Muslim?

Bill Maher: Find one, yes. Find one.

I saw Howard Dean on TV, and he said,

“I'm about as Islamic as they are,” distancing the vast numbers of Islamic people around the world from that. That's just not true.

Charlie Rose: It is true.

Bill Maher: It is not true, Charlie. There is a connecting tissue between

Charlie Rose: You mean, behind every Muslim is a future member of some radical

Bill Maher: Let me finish.

Speaker (Islam Net): How many of you agree that the punishments described in the Quran and the Sunnah, whether it is death, whether it is stoning for adultery if it is from Allah and His Messenger, that is the best punishment ever possible for humankind?

Who agrees with that?

Allahu Akbar. Are you all radical extremists?

Bill Maher: There are illiberal beliefs that are held by vast numbers of Muslim people.

Charlie Rose: Vast number of Christians, too.

Bill Maher: No, you know, that's not true.

Speaker (Islam Net): These are general views that every Muslim actually has. Every Muslim believes in these things. Just because they are not telling you about it doesn't mean they don't believe in that.

Bill Maher: Vast numbers of Christians do not believe that if you leave the Christian religion, you should be killed for it.

Vast numbers of Christians do not treat women as second-class citizens. Vast numbers of Christians do not believe that if you draw a picture of Jesus Christ, you should get killed for it.

But most Muslim people in the world do condone violence just for what you think.
Charlie Rose: How do you know that?

Bill Maher: First of all, they say it. There's a Pew poll of Egypt from a few years ago: 82%, I think it was, said stoning is the appropriate punishment for adultery; over 80% thought death was the appropriate punishment for leaving the Muslim religion.

Charlie Rose: Well, I do.

Bill Maher: So to claim that this religion is like other religions is just naive and plain wrong. It is not like other religions.

Charlie Rose: I don't think the Quran teaches them to do these kind of

Bill Maher: Well, you're wrong about that. The Quran absolutely has on every page stuff that's horrible about how the infidel should be treated.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher pulls the numbers on whether Gen Z is really suffering an affordability crisis.

He starts with the $20 burrito, then compares their net worth to previous generations. The numbers are staggering.

MAHER: “Have you heard about Burrito Gate? ... A student had commented... a burrito shouldn’t cost $20."

“It shouldn’t cost $20 because it doesn’t. It costs $20 because this kid factored in somebody bringing it to him in an Uber.”

[Audience groans]

“You can get one for $2, and you could buy it in the supermarket. And somebody said they feed a family of eight on $20 by buying ingredients like we used to do.”

“This is from the Fed. Okay, two-thirds of Americans consider groceries to be unaffordable. Maybe they are, but wages rose in the last decade, including the pandemic, 46%. Food prices rose 34%. So wages outpaced them by the numbers."

“What we spend on food at the beginning of the last century, it was 42% of the budget, and then you go through the years, 1965, it was down to 15%. Now it’s under 10%, but including eating out more."

“Also, Gen Z, I never realized this until people started writing about it. As they reach their late 20s now, they’re getting much richer than Gen X was. Millennials and Gen Z at age 30, their net worth is around $118,000."

“Gen X’s was $53,000, like half of that. But Gen X never complained. You gotta love Gen X. They are the quietest f*cking church mice.”

SIDE NOTE: I will say that housing and rent prices are too damn high. But that also doesn't discount the fact that kids these days are way too entitled and think they deserve to have food delivered AND have it be affordable. If you want convenience, it's gonna cost you. Don't complain when you're on a budget and too lazy to make the burrito yourself for 1/10th the price.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

So let me get this straight. Peppermint patty Jen Psaki just claimed Karoline Leavitt “rarely had to answer a tough question, hardly ever” and “didn’t engage in good faith with reporters.”

Um what?

Coming from the circle back woman who perfected the art of the non-answer, the pivot, and the condescending smirk while the country burned under Biden… that’s rich.

Projection is a hell of a drug.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

OH MY EVERSON! 🤯

[William Morris @WmMorris]

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[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

We introduced legislation to ban foreign-borns from serving in office.

If you’re not from America, you shouldn’t be governing America.

[Mr Producer @RichSementa]

Bill Maher: Affluent Woke Parents Raised The Radicals Now Running The Dem Party

“I’m just gonna say it, since the far left, the far, far left, is overwhelmingly made up of affluent, ultra woke, white people, you raised your kids wrong. You told your precious brats that every brain fart was genius, and now those brain farts are becoming Democratic Party policy.”

Abolish prisons. No consequences. Clown show.

[William Morris @WmMorris]

@SLMPD I sure hope they stay in jail where they belong. But I’m sure the prosecutor and judge won’t help with that. Thanks for all you do @SLMPD

[William Morris @WmMorris]

@kc11knowz @stltoday Silly, it’s only bad when the one side does it, go figure.