willie dustice 🇵🇸

aspiring sailor in a theoretical big green boat / oracle park is the best place on earth / ice out

[willie dustice 🇵🇸 @WmarshalT]

The doctor: no more monkeys jumping on the bed

4 monkeys in the hospital who just witnessed their sibling sustain a gruesome head injury: oh no, anyways

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[Gomer @GomesDaLegend]

Only in baseball will you have something that hasn’t happened in 100 years happen twice in the same week

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[Josh Norris @JoshNorris]

this is a bit too on the nose

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

they think we’re playing baseball in the big ‘27

[silver fox @letterfoxd]

i have this same list

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell vs #True

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

I LEGIT DON’T CARE WHO ANY OF THESE GUYS VOTE FOR WHATEVER BUT THIS DEFINITELY A TOP 5 DUMBEST SHIT A ATHLETE IN NY HAS DONE AND A NIGGA BLEW OFF HIS FINGERS WITH FIRECRACKERS NOT TO LONG AND THAT STILL NOT AS DUMB AS THIS

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

broke: how can you not be romantic about baseball

woke:

[Billy Dinh @billydeee_]

Photos I took in Coney Island

[willie dustice 🇵🇸 @WmarshalT]

>get walked off
>get walked off in BOTH games of a doubleheader
>it ends the series in a sweep
>you get swept by a team so shitty they fired their manager immediately preceding this series

#SfGiants inventing new and cartoonishly torturous ways to lose #NothingLikeIt

[Adamn Killa @adamnwhodeywant]

The Adamn Killa effect have me on mlb network next 😋

[willie dustice 🇵🇸 @WmarshalT]

blue-chip name guy entering the NFL this weekend

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Our daughter, Rachel Corrie, was killed in 2003 in Gaza, while trying to protect a Palestinian home facing illegal destruction by the Israeli military. She was 23 years old. The massive, armored Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer that crushed her was operated by two Israeli soldiers and manufactured in the United States. It was the same type of militarized bulldozer that US presidents from George W. Bush through to Donald Trump have delivered to Israel.
Today, as the destruction of Palestinian homes has only become more commonplace, not to mention the horror of Israel’s genocide, Senator Bernie Sanders will force a vote in the Senate to try to end this cycle of death by banning the transfer of D-9 bulldozers to Israel. We hope he will not take this stand alone.
No policy can bring back those taken from us by these actions—children and other loved ones. But the Senate now has an opportunity to honor the memories of our daughter, other Americans, and thousands of Palestinian civilians killed, and to show that their deaths, and all the destruction, will no longer be condoned and funded. We hope those elected to represent us, the American people, understand the message that voting to block these D-9 bulldozers will send. This will not be a symbolic gesture, but a concrete step toward the protection of human life.

https://t.co/KvwjbIsMDX

[🌈 choweder the Gargoyle King @CornChowderCat]

Yea hi so it look’s like u have sashemi . Thats intchesting

[Matt @fromrohnertpark]

Designing a jersey for every @SFGiants win of the 2026 season 🧡 SFG 6 - 2 PHI ⚾️ [W4] Breaking bread with Boudin to celebrate no longer being in shambles 🍞

Templates via @ProLineMockups | #SFGWJ2026

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Who knew you could make a whole 26-man roster of switch hitters

[Rich Condon @RichardPCondon]

Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate, and even those who don’t.