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I could easily eat pizza for every meal. Former Fishmonger. Always warm.

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I’m hanging onto this screen grab for whenever I feel blue. ❤️

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@OfficeHrsLive Uh oh @scharpling

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@DoubleThreatPod @Carson__Rohlf please photoshop you smashing a fluorescent light bulb tube over the head of the ice cream cone-headed man

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@cuntsatchels @JAZZYMOtheISSUE @FromYouFlowers My grandmas and aunts have all died

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@mikeryan Look, it was obvious you preferred Jan Hooks’s Nancy over Terry Sweeney’s. I don’t blame Terry.

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@oldbutterscotch Isn’t that a Laura Ingalls Wilder joint?

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@kathyf @NortonMpls That’s gonna work. “James Beard restaurants, unite! A complaining British ex-pat might move here and she won’t unless she finds a good vegan restaurant!”

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@gracemiserocchi Truly curious, @gracemiserocchi. I don’t know you, or your work, etc. I’m not a conspiracy type guy.

Do people who post things like this after a viral moment work for the company that caused the viral moment? Are you paid for bringing this up?

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@mikeryan Ben Affleck dies in the end and becomes a Force ghost.

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@Alan_Clinard @CWMadel @KRobbinsMN @grok If you give me the $8 a month you’re paying for Twitter, I’ll answer all of your stupid questions!

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@davepl1968 You say you’re forced to venerate groups. Name one. Seriously, name one. Stop being coy and actually say something definite.

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@JasonNied @sleepymossball @MostCrucified A master’s degree. You have to have a flippin’ master’s degree to be a librarian and apostrophes are too hard?

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@vincempls Wouldn’t the MN Senate render the verdict?

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@Rissajohns @NickGormanWX @I_Kare Are you Rachel Dolezal?

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I hope your Hooters in Ronkonkoma is doing ok, @breyyyattt.

https://t.co/6D71OZg8HS

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@Minot1972 @PaulBlume_FOX9 Dude, Trump has 37 felonies. Not 10.

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I’m a gentle, polite middle-aged man, and this commercial triggers my ADHD so much that it turned me 7 and made me want to shove something off a table/push someone. So now you can enjoy it, too!

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Lionel Coin Bank commercial (2000s)

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Please advise @scharpling @julieklausner @TheCilioReich

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Hey @DoubleThreatPod I’d like to complain about @Carson__Rohlf. He asked me what the scientist’s favorite Zappa song was and then shouted “HE USED TO CUT THE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON” and then bashed a fluorescent bulb over my noggin

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@oldbutterscotch First movie I walked out of in YEARS.

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Sometimes I watch @DoubleThreatPod, and I wonder if @scharpling and @julieklausner remember 0.01% of what they’ve created. Like “Arnvalurp,” where Julie’s new character confuses the Post Office with a pizza parlor.