Woke Of Time

An account dedicated to lampooning Amazon’s failed adaption of Robert Jordan’s beloved Wheel of Time book series

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@foxycunty @TheWheelOfTime @DanielBGreene @thedustywheel @WoTUp5 Bookcloak is actually a hilarious term haha, good job

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When Egwene was revealed as a possible Dragon—that was when I knew this show was going to be total shit.

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@DMFilly The finale was a mirror of the other 7 episodes—poorly executed fanfiction that replaced Robert Jordan’s #WheelOfTime masterpiece that has sold millions of copies, with @rafejudkins’ shitty fanfiction to the tune of $10million per episode.

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They were just a shitty cgi visualization of the Dark One’s (@rafejudkins ‘) taint infecting the entire TV series

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@rafejudkins your show fucking sucks. You ruined Robert Jordan’s #WheelOfTime masterpiece with your shitty fan fiction you dunce.

#TwitterOfTime

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These books have sold millions of copies. They are popular for a reason.

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Watching The Witcher Season 2 and it is fucking awesome. I am going to sue @PrimeVideo over Amazon’s shitty #WheelOfTime series with the objective of granting @Netflix sole custody to reshoot the series correctly.

#WokeOfTime #WheelOfPrime

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Like seriously, I keep seeing “you are a literal Nazi if you don’t like the TV show,” but #WokeOfTime is just so poorly executed with so much faux-female empowerment and faux-diversity. Totally ignores the source material as something to be “updated for the 21st century.”

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#WheelOfTime Books: “And he who shall be born of the Dawn, born of the Maiden, according to Prophecy,
he shall stretch forth his hands to catch the Shadow”

#WokeOfTime TV Show: I Dragon Reborn. You Dragon Reborn. He/She/It Dragon Reborn.

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Robert Jordan’s #WheelOfTime book series masterpiece:

thatch

Amazon’s #WokeOfTime #WheelOfPrime monstrosity:

TILE

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#WheelOfTime Books: Abell Cauthon (Matt’s Dad) serves on the village council and is also widely regarded as being the finest horse trader in the Two Rivers

#WokeOfTime #WheelOfPrime TV Show: Abell Cauthon is a lowsy drunk who cheats on his wife and apparently neglects his kids

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Lan in #WheelOfTime Books: “His hair was long, and gray at the temples, held back from his face by a narrow leather headband. That face was made from stony planes and angles, weathered but unlined despite the gray in his hair.”

#WokeOfTime #WheelOfTime TV Show:

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#WheelOfTime Books: Women’s Circle is a powerful, carefully selected committee of wise and elder women.

#WokeOfTime #WheelOfPrime TV Series:

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A candid shot of the range of emotions a long-time #WheelOfTime book fan experiences upon first being exposed to the #WokeOfTime #WheelOfPrime TV show.

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@option_snipper Do you think NFLX 4/5 Call still good?

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@traderstewie @iaohaa Stewie, you still think AMZN headed 1650 with after hours action?

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@korinek_trades You think AMZN headed for lower levels though?

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@GlennGriffith79 Will watch that 1910 support closely

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@GlennGriffith79 You’re the man!