That moment when you’re coughing in public and you’ve reached the appropriate social cough limit, now you just have to hold it in and choke to death.😞😭
I accidentally did the “YOU HATE ME” bit to my boss
and he actually said “you’re the last person I’d hate”
Then he jokingly added “maybe you’re in the middle of the list”
😭😭
If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide