Queen's Gambit 💫 ♌

Keep your heart in peace ; let nothing in this world disturb it ; everything has an end.

STOIC WOMAN

ENFJ💜 ♌

[Queen's Gambit 💫 ♌ @WomanFideMaster]

“You wanna know why our grandparents stayed together? Because they weren’t looking at buttcheeks all day on Instagram, hitting refresh” 📷

[𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭 @dvxenrx]

get yourself a goofy girl with a side of freak but also likes to wear your baggy shirt walking around the house and baking cookies at 2am.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Graduates, my advise, take it or leave it, is to find a specific skill to specialize in so as to be above the other interviewees in interviews. Even baking or data entry is a skill. Programming is an added advantage. Pro-efficiency in MS Excel is a skill. Canva designs etc.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

If you itch after taking your bath, these might help:

. Use boiled, warm water
. Don't scrub your skin with a sponge
. Add little baking soda to the water
. Add some baby oil to the bathing water
. Don't use antiseptics in your bathing water
. If too frequent, see a doctor

RT

[G @jackgilinsky]

I'm so hungry I can smell a fresh croissant baking in the oven. but there really is no fresh croissant baking in the oven.

[Jay @whotfvckisjay]

I guess we all baking right 🙂

[aether @bluewdrift]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Adulting nayo si rahisi. Today you're thinking of learning cyber security and Agentic Ai, tomorrow you're thinking of quitting your job to learn farming and baking.

[Oedipa Maas @bridgietherease]

Baking bread is a completely normal human activity. Your brain has been utterly ruined by marketing

[Megha @megha_lilly]

Every girl I know with hobbies: painting, knitting, sewing, cooking, baking, gardening, knows that manicures (I’m talking about the witchy false nails) tend to get in the way of enjoying one’s life.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

The story of a president who built a stadium but filled two cemeteries

The number of people killed by this regime can fill two cemeteries

Na bado kuna watu wanatumbia "forget about the deaths, hamuoni stadium"

Clowns 🤡 WANTAM ☝🏽

[Eric @amerix]

Figures of speech that the average person can't understand,

• Irony

• Satire

• Sarcasm

• Humour

• Metaphor

• Hyperbole

Use them regularly to winnow low-IQ chaff from your life.

These can help you differentiate authentic people from cosmetic friends.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Many people see the life abroad but what they don’t bump into is the price of surviving it !!!

[Queen's Gambit 💫 ♌ @WomanFideMaster]

@Darfur007 @kenyasgossips Umesahau kanga moko just leso with no pants and baikoko

[Joseph @muraya_jose]

@EngrPhabian @kenyasgossips The 3M in TZ can do much more than the 147K in Kenya and also much more than 1K Euro in EU, thats the thing people ignore

[Queen's Gambit 💫 ♌ @WomanFideMaster]

@onjolo_kenya In tanzania unalipa ya miezi sita ndio uingie

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

What does Kenya produce buana.
No TV brand
No vehicle brand
No phone brand
Not even ngothas aki

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

I will continue advising young Kenyans to hit the gym this year till August next year coz the KILLERS are waiting for next year to start killing young people

Make yourself strong, you'll need it

The death that these people are planning in Kenya must be resisted 💪🏽

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

So we are ok with the fact that mps and senators can be bribed by the president of Kenya to pass laws ?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this old lady once said “If you don't spend enough time getting to know yourself you'll end up absorbing everyone else's definition off you” felt this.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Kenya Met nao wako na Wiki mbili watuambie iyo El nino waliiona wapi 🤣🤣🤣