Sarah Schwartz

velociraptors are cool. @animetweeties

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

Zac: "I have no culture. If I was a drink at Starbucks I'd be a Flat White"

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

@danamite23 Yolo

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

I'm dying

[archive @turtleyfresh]

my kink: characters who start off alone but grow and have experiences and realize theyre now surrounded by friends & ppl who love them

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

Today I got cat litter in my eye and I swear I thought I was going to go blind

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

@danielwirtz_ https://t.co/YAKNsABAIM

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

Ran out of dark roast at work today and when my manager asked if the French Roast was brewed yet, I said "No, we're French out" #baristalife

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

3 years ago this morning I was writing Eliza's final moments in Hamilton and my wife posted this on FB: 😭😂

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.

[John Bull @garius]

The time for "Keep Calm and Carry On" is over. 2017 is going to be the year this WW2 poster is the one to live by, both here and in the US

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

Ran out of dark roast at work today and when my manager asked if the French Roast was brewed yet, I said "No, we're French out" #baristalife

[Bad Dad Jokes @baddadjokes]

Why aren't jet skis called boatercyles?
#dadjoke #joke

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

The joys of having short hair and looking in the mirror when you wake up

[For You @oldjetsam]

Disrespecting the vice president at Hamilton is literally the most Hamilton thing though

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Tonight, VP-Elect Mike Pence attended #HamiltonBway. After the show, @BrandonVDixon delivered the following statement on behalf of the show.

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

@danamite23 I once took a literature class and learned about my prof's ex-wife and his views on how stupid the institution of marriage is

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The spectacular Supermoon makes me ponder the existential questions of the universe, like whether I could exist in it for the next 4 years.

[Sarah Schwartz @WomanOfTheRiver]

😭 https://t.co/D41ioNUEGk

[Wh*donesque @whedonesque]

"We can still bring back Firefly before we go, can't we?"
"No Joe, we can't."