sleepy wombat

wombat: Australian animal...eats roots, shoots and leaves
socially inept, but quite friendly
interested in stuff
everything is all just a joke 😎

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

Rest easy my little pretty girl❤❤❤💔12 years was nowhere near enough 😢😭😢😭😢

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@lionheartleojai So Mr Bazzi is using the truth defense, then?

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@fuzzi_mcapples I wonder if the joy continues during the bath to come 😁

[The Chaser @chaser]

1 hour of twitter jail, a lifetime of memories

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@lionheartleojai Thank you...mum always said I was quite handsome too

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@anewdemocracy @lionheartleojai Exactly...it bloody better lol

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@lionheartleojai Mum had an old cookbook that had a recipe for rabbit pie that started with "first procure rabbit"
My best mate used to swear that Australian army tea-bags came in a plastic bag that had "for best taste results, remove from plastic bag" on the outside of them

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@Astropartigirl For a very short period of time you'll have an almighty long pair of legs, apparently

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@MoarToast You should be getting shitfaced before you do anything

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@50ftwoman1 @tonylavars @misschrysoula @lit_swag Does Lyon really need someone to explain to him where the big hurt is in being constantly called an ape? Maybe he took more head knocks than I thought

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@3wombats Why on earth would anyone bother to...ah fuck it what's the point

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@BundjalungBud That's what I wondered. We had a thing called the white Australia policy ffs.

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@TWIT_ANTHONY That's why he's so angry

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@grantedjohn @3wombats After all...it's not a race

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@grantedjohn @3wombats He sorta lowered the volume of his smirk for a couple of seconds...and that will have to do them

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@tomtomorrow @jwomack Shame

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@WalterDixon2 850 one presumes

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@memizon @jwomack Another similarity...the guy being carried looks like he might be getting probed too

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@AltSpaceForce1 Alright...own up...who's been mocking the nice man's blog?

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@MichaelSpring17 Maybe someone just needs to tap the smug turd on the shoulder and point him in the right direction...can't imagine a better picture to sum up his government

[sleepy wombat @WombatSleepy]

@KaylaChowShow Not having a telephone in our house until I was about 17