WomenCodes

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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly."

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@iFunnyChef everyone's reaction to the 3rd set of features

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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

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Q: Why is sex like math?
A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

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@TopNotchGifs lol you to

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It's all fun and games until someone goes snooping on the phone

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Teen translation
I'm going to bed=I'm going to go lay down on my phone

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Men... Always on their phone during a movie until a sex scene comes on

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You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

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One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

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Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

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Women's survival list
-phone
-comb
-make up

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Going camping girls be like I will only take what I need