shelby?

allegedly a paramedic | cary’s husband | 1/12 of @sprig_lavender

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

i can’t believe it’s been a whole year since i had the pleasure of making you my wife. i love you cary. you’re the strongest person i know and it’s such a privilege to be your husband. and to all the people who made that day so special, thank you. we will never forget that day

[Jalen “banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

hunter biden do you fw trans women. if so i am in vancouver canada. find me.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[he/him lesbian robby robinavitch @triphosph8]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

@notoriouslysage this is so insanely tame

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

@moviehaus great first tweet in a year and a half i missed u

[eli ♥︎¹² @_loonascores]

These are my two kids Jane and April. Please be kind To Them.

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

@notoriouslysage omg here’s mine

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

@notoriouslysage isn’t this just shameless

[aleah @aleah_nana]

@formaldehyke

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

26 is lowkey 17 in COVID years though so I still got time

[lyndaisy ☆ @lynasdf]

Ketamine

[𝓵 ⋆˚✿˖ experienced eusexua ! @dreamsfordinner]

who tryna smoke ? if you ugly you gotta b the ashtray

[luca 🌲 @biolenin1sm]

few people have died less alone than daniel johnston.

[shelby? @Wonder_Bread17]

hadestown time