Chris Wondo

Proud father. Husband. Mammal

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Rest in peace Copper. May heaven be filled with belly rubs and pizza crusts.

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Tip of the cap to Cape Verde 🇨🇻 Massive tip of the cap

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Argentina should be embarrassed. For a number of things. But also for this game

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Stella Artois is a really really bad beer. Take that Belgium! 🇧🇪

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

FART NIGHT HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED!

You really thought we would let fart night slide? July 20th at 7:05PM, FART NIGHT RETURNS (again)! We're talking the stinkiest, loudest, and hopefully not wet night of the summer. This is your sign, you NEED to get your tickets now!

Tickets purchased to the original 6/25 Fart Night will be valid for the rescheduled game, and make sure to check your email for more info. - https://t.co/lH8iX3QiF8

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

An open letter to everyone in Seattle:

#usmnt

[David Jones @iPopEditor]

I keep seeing Europeans complaining that Americans don’t understand the rules of soccer. Fair enough.

But when you discover our version of football, don’t be asking us “What is a catch?”

Because frankly, we don’t know either.

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

@WillyFoosball

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Top 5 things I dislike about Belgium 🇧🇪
5. Stella Artois
4. Marouane Fellaini
3. Can’t mow your lawn on Sundays
2. The Smurfs
1. Jean-Claude Van Damme

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Is the purpose of VAR to get the call wrong?

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Croatia got screwed

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

I’ve followed soccer my whole life. Why do I suddenly no longer understand wth offsides is?!

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

@dennywolfe1925 Poor attitudes

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[Wes Reynolds @WesReynolds1]

FIFA officiating makes WNBA officiating look competent.

[Kyle Bonn @the_bonnfire]

Outrageous decision to send Folarin Balogun off. Truly ridiculous.

A game-changing, World Cup-altering decision that is nowhere close to consistent with the officiating of this game.

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Yessssssssss!!! Onto Seattle

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

That is absolute fuckin bullshit. Balogun was hacked
the entire game.

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

Let’s go!!!

[Chris Wondo @WondoWorld]

My dog Winnie made her pick for 🇺🇸 vs. 🇧🇦

Her World Cup record: 0-3