Wood Chipper Jones

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@mrdennisnewton @NewsmanChris There are over 25,000 kids 15-19 in Pittsburgh. You think it’s impossible that 400 of them are black and showed up? Get a fucking clue

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@salerGT @RandyFeenstra How’d that work out for ya?

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

At one point during the 2024 election cycle, Trump was promoting a massive "Great American Fair" for the 250th anniversary. He proposed the Iowa fairgrounds for it and promised each state their own pavilion

I was really excited about this idea. The 1893 World Fair (celebrating 400th anniversary of Columbus discovering America) was a massive event, years in the making. It's covered by history books.

I knew that 2 years was not really enough time to make something that tremendous happen, but I had hoped that Trump might push forward that vision and that some passionate people might bring it to fruition. I hoped to travel to it this summer with my kids.

What a wonder it would have been, to see each state proudly represent itself to have a grand event that brought us all together for a singular moment.

It's awful that such a grand idea has eroded into this sad display.

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@NancyMace lol she is now. Get wrecked.

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@RealSKeshel https://t.co/66plgsxLCC

[Arthur Colker @A_Colker]

In heavily Hispanic Starr county which Trump flipped, the Dems got 6600 votes in the primary. Ken Paxton won that county tonight… with 60 votes. Add in Cornyn’s 30 and there were 90 GOP voters…

[Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬 @MyWatchIsLost]

Find yourself a girl who looks at you the way Ashley St. Clair looks at whatever guy with money she is nearest to at that particular moment.

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

Sources tell me FiveThirtyEight is stable.

Please god

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

ABC News has now taken all FiveThirtyEight articles completely offline. They now redirect to abcnews dot com/politics. A needless erasure of thousands of pages of knowledge.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

The timeline of Dan Bongino:

1. Start a grifting podcast threatening to expose people.
2. Join the FBI where you could make it a reality if there were actually people to expose.
3. Expose zero people.
4. Quit the FBI.
5. Go back to podcasting and threatening to expose people.

The fate of democracy rests on the shoulders of the people who continue to fall for these snake oil salesmen.

Please stop.

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

Vivek is going to lose a 13+ GOP state because he's larping as an American and the GOP let him do it.

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@ItsTragik @TMZ You should look up who the first president to support gay marriage before being elected president is

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@libsoftiktok

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@CarolineWren How did you get the primary date wrong TWICE when it’s in the tweet you quoted?

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

“Now listen Cole. I need a new ballroom. I want you to take a train from California to DC. Make it believable. Go to lib protests, post insane rants on bluesky, and maybe if you can make it look like the Jews planned it too. You’re my top guy”

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@ScottPresler They had no choice. The vote is for two men and two women and you were one of only two guys on the ballot.

I can’t to see you try to spin how you won some tough election in November when you’re literally unopposed.

[Ronald Mexico 2.0 @SnailHatedU]

Makai lemon in every interview for no reason

[Wood Chipper Jones @WoodCJones]

@gc22gc @thedoctor1611 @TPUSA @Peoples_Pundit TPUSA should have spent their Erika Kirk fireworks budget on helping Virginia instead. They have plenty of money. They didn’t spend it in VA.

[Classic Republicans @gopclassics]

Scott Pressler whenever there’s a highly contested political race:

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I've never understood what this guy actually does. He shows up at polling sites across the U.S., takes photoshoots, and...registers people to vote?

His efforts failed recently in Virginia, Pennsylvania, Utah, New Jersey, Indiana, and more. Why are people still giving him money?

[Dan D (Reprise) @DanJDeBrak]

scott presler did this for trump’s pennsylvania win in 2024 and he’s been convinced he has an electoral golden touch ever since

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Scott Presler's playbook:

1. Post pics of himself pretending to do voter outreach in a high-profile election.

2. Get thousands in donations from gullible saps.

3. If GOP wins, claim credit. If Dems win, obviously they need to send him more money.