Jazz Wolf

I wanna be... your sledge hammer.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

- Layoffs worse than Great Financial Crisis
- Gas about to hit $5
- Brink of WW3
- Looming recession
- Groceries and rent unaffordable
- Owning a home no longer possible
- Credit card debt at record highs
- Everything a subscription now
- AI taking everyone’s jobs
- Mental health crisis

What is even the point anymore

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

@FedExHelp I have an overnight package that is 3 days late. It keeps saying it’s on a truck for delivery, but never shows up.

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

@Cassidy_Rob We only had 1 or 2 teachers that let us watch the tournament. Shout out to Mrs. Ruggles.

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

@IncomeSharks It’s always been about robot fights

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

I know one thing, all the people who are miserable before the election will still be miserable after it, no matter the outcome.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Heartbroken Trump Clutches Limp Campaign Lawn Sign Washed Away In Flood https://t.co/AUSsHedbUz

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

The Twins have given up.

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

So we’re not calling false starts. That was insane.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now they're complaining about the lights increasing his heart rate 🤣🤣🤣

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

I wanted to hear more about the million dollar toilet, WTH

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- Fox News cuts away as a very low energy Trump rants about toilets in San Francisco and hosts immediately get busy sanewashing

[Travon Free @Travon]

She needed to wait to hear where Kamala stood tonight on eating pets.

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

Sounds like they got ole Dementia Don all riled up.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Does anybody find it strange that his assassination attempt was only talked about for such a short period? The campaign never tried to build on what happened. No bravery talk or talks of courage in the face of danger? No long-lasting hero talk either? Why?

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

JMU QB Alonza Barnett III with the early flop of the season 😅

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

Hilarious, no notes.

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

This is the crazy shit I have ever seen a presidential candidate do in the middle of a campaign.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

When are we as a nation going to start talking seriously about the fact that a number of people who have worked closely with Donald Trump in professional settings have said, and *not at all jokingly*, that they are unsure whether his reading skills would qualify him as literate

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

Nothing like getting up at 7am to have all your kids games cancelled. 😂

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

Did Nike run out of budget when they got to these Detroit Motor City uniforms?

[Jazz Wolf @WoodFace_]

Who are these able bodied adults pressing the crosswalk button during the day when there is no traffic? Walk your dumbass across the street without pressing the button.