The Woodsmen

Halfway House critics. Users of premier equipment. Players of low income golf. In that order. Motto: #alwaysready

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Nothing quite like the site of 60!truly terrible golfers all chasing the same dream. Welcome to the #Gam!

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

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[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Look out #Woodsmen! This guy is competing this year in his first #Gam and he’s coming off the top rope!! Fortunately for him he has diplomatic immunity. Only 36 hours more to wait.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

It’s going to be a big weekend. Lots of planning has gone into the entertainment for this year’s #Gam!! https://t.co/NWdmii1n95 via @YouTube

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

We knew this #Woodsmen was limber but wow!! The Human Pretzel will be making another run at #Gam glory next week.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

No #Gam would be complete without a few knives being thrown. Can’t wait to see what trouble these 2 #Woodsmen get into next week when the carnival comes to #MBC.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

It’s that time of year again! The #Woodsmen Freakshow will converge on #MBC next week to battle it out in the #Gam. Sledgehammer and Little Sampson hope to be ditching the keg for the crystal vase.

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Never Forget when Oklahoma’s pregame entrance didn’t work out as intended 😭

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

The late great Norm Macdonald jokes about the WNBA back when SNL was funny 😂

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Pick up this limited edition #Woodsmen action figure while supplies last. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang provides hours of fun for boys and girls of all ages. And be sure to catch Dr CCBB and his entourage of epidemiologist buddies this week at #MBC in the 2025 edition of the #Gam.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Still looking for that perfect birthday, wedding, or anniversary gift ? The #Gam 2025 Mail Order Toy Catalog has the highest quality #Woodsmen merchandise at affordable prices.
Send $6.95 S&H to:
The #Woodsmen of #MBC c/o
The Council of 7
18 Beechwood Rd
Mtn Brook, AL 35213

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Don’t be the last kid on your block to get his Male Puma action figure. And collect all 56 #Woodsmen #Gam collectible action figures while supplies last.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

The #Woodsmen are having our annual #Gam tournament dinner, and at the last minute, our original entertainment canceled on us.  We are having trouble replacing, but if you know anyone, please have them fill out this form so we can consider them for Saturday night.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Knock it long and hard with your very own Slammin’ Sokol action figure new and improved with scorecard and GHIN card. He was a phenom as a rookie #Woodsmen in last year’s #Gam and is making another run at greatness this July.

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Now you can take your favorite #Woodsmen of #MBC characters anywhere you go. Get this limited edition Cousin Willie Action Figure complete with Snickers Bar and Squirrel accessories! Collect all 56 today and put on your own #Gam tournament in the backyard!

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Take home your own Skinny Banker Action Figure today! And be sure to catch this #Woodsmen in person at #MBC next week for the 2025 edition of the #Gam.
(+$6.95 shipping and handling, available while supplies last, Joe Medori Action Figure Sold separately)

[Dani Jackel @danijackel_]

Asking Parents If I Can Date Their Son🤣

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Anyone know what tees at #MBC would play around 4800 yards? Asking for a czar uh… I mean friend.

[Lou Stagner (Golf Stat Pro) @LouStagner]

According to the @USGA, this is the course length you should play based on average distance with driver:

275 yards avg driver distance
6700 to 6900 yards

250 yards
6200 to 6400

225 yards
5800 to 6000

200 yards
5200 to 5400

175 yards
4400 to 4600

150 yards
3500 to 3700

125 yards
2800 to 3000

[ckm114 @ConnieKRO1]

God bless our troops. ✈️ God bless America❤️🇺🇸❤️ and gentlemen start your engines… justice is coming!!

[The Woodsmen @WoodsmenMBC]

Another record setting #Gam is in the books. Special thanks to all the #Woodsmen and their smokin hot wives for making this year the most memorable yet.