Woolly Sammoth

A winner never quits but is, statistically, more like to die of lung cancer.

[Woolly Sammoth @Woolly_Sammoth]

Ug, Twitter, but maybe if I tweet Sceptiks with a K they wont try to make me use Itunes http://t.co/W6vfD3DfsW #SkepticswithaK #ReviewWhores

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Instead of buying deus ex 4 I am just going to crap in my own pillow case. It'd be a cheaper way of covering my dreams in shit.

[Austin Herring @ProfHerring]

Just published: a reprint of my classic book 'Here's Looking At Euclid: Geometry In The Films of Humphrey Bogart'.

[Woolly Sammoth @Woolly_Sammoth]

Hello world

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Crysis 2 should have zombies in it.

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Ferrets on channel 4, ferrets *and* transexuals on channel 4. Huzzah!

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meep

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Woolly Sammoth is dead

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I learned everything I needed to know about life from Tom Waits songs

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Ed Milliband doesn't sound too stupid. I don't trust politicians who aren't stupid, they must be evil instead.

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If the rioters are monsters does that make society Dr. Frankenstein?

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I DEMAND A SIMPLISTIC SOLUTION ARRIVED AT BY PANIC IN THE MIDST OF THE CRISIS! AT ONCE!

[Woolly Sammoth @Woolly_Sammoth]

Did David Cameroon just say "we will not let any flimsy concerns over human rigs get in our way"?

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@EmmaK67 oo, oo, ooo! Also Inferno (dir. Ian Barry) which is about "[...]a war, a war against the sun."

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@AmSci tending to his foreskin collection?

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@EmmaK67 there is a made for tv disaster movie called (I think) Atomic Train that is just disaster after ridiculous disaster

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I'm so bored i've spent the last 10 mins banging a silver plated tray resting on my own face with the handle of a walking stick. Good sound.

[Woolly Sammoth @Woolly_Sammoth]

I am tryin to learn Albert Ayler's Ghosts on tenor saxophone. I suck at playing Albert Ayler's Ghosts on tenor saxophone and at the sax

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@atomictrain is* ray french, even