lil uzi fart

fish fear me women love me

[Abyss (follow for bangers) @Abyss_ix]

32 year old CoreJJ dogwalking Busio for 3 straight games

[NodBrah @lean_brah]

Telling the stolen valor exposed guys recording me in uniform that I was a Jetpack Assault Trooper in Afghanistan

[clothedwiththesun @clothedw_thesun]

“Goy” is the reverse n-word. A Jew can insult you by calling you a goy, however if you refer to yourself as a goy, then you are being antisemitic.

[fiend! @foidfiend]

he who is hungry thinks of bread

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

people aren’t exaggerating. the energy in nyc right now is indescribable. pretty much everywhere you go there’s people going down stairs that lead to a train that you can take to other places in the city

[lil uzi fart @Woooof4]

@CringePoop I will never forget riding my bike to 7/11 with 80 dollars in my pocket from my birthday so I could buy my first cs knife(i got scammed out of it a month later)

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

A street full of grown men the second they hear a helicopter

[Mariam @Gaismair]

They’re gonna make Manchukuo for Floridians man

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

bluesky will never be twitter because it can’t replicate twitter’s signature peak experience of posting: making a celebrity you dislike personally angry with you

[YA PIE @WeeshedYaPie]

The irish are just 6 weeks away from enriching uranium

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

when the online rightwinger starts talking about how classical heroes were manly and stoic and paragons of virtue you have to realise theyre not actually talking about achilles or odysseus but about master chief from halo 2

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reading articles during your undergrad

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

sarge: enemy tank incoming!

me peering through binoculars: ahah

sarge: what?

me: well it's just I believe that is actually a self propelled artillery howitzer

[bar_barXII @bar_barXII]

Nothing is scarier to hear in vc at 5am more than “okay so hypothetically”

[📎 @Iithosphere]

read this and immediately got out of bed

[Dylan @svyoshi]

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline