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[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@JesseWiza The legacy doesn’t end there

https://t.co/fdLZM2Vvjz

[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@JesseWiza kill ‘em all

[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@JesseWiza girl,

[Jorkin B. Peanitson @bonerman_inc]

but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

STILL KICKEN ASS !!! - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@JesseWiza Lori is way in

[frog "Philip K. Dickgirl" kosaric @yurirando]

when they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes

[wint @dril]

thanks all. together weve raised over $63 for raytheon to develop a brand new ITAS that can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach God .

[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@sonnydiperri

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

7:23 am: Lol hey :)
7:24 am: Do you like Neavis ong Butthig
7:24 am: *and
7:24 am: *Butthead
7:32 am: *Neavis
7:32 am: *Neavis
7:32 am: *Bevis
7:33 am: *Beacis
7:33 am: *Beacis
7:45 am: This is Cory's mom, he got into a car accident and might not make it.
9:15 am: *Beacvis

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

at the hibachi place wishing i had the other chef. his table’s having so much fun. he clearly has more moves unlocked. he’s getting their baby involved. our guy is busting eggs everywhere like Mr Bean

[wilf @friendlykitties]

orb

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

COWORKER: Hi Conor how are you

ME: *so hungover my body is producing an audible hum* I Think They Should Give Retail Workers A Service Weapon

[FEMIURGE @NORMALHOROSCOPE]

Celtic Mythological Creatures:
- Fucked up little guy
- Fucked up horse
- Woman (Dead)
- Woman (Wet)
- Woman (Dead) (Wet)
- WIZARD

[stone cold steve creamery @WordBeams]

@suzyshinn it is good

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

23YO: {stubs toe} Ow lol. Fuck

78YO: {stubs toe} {whole leg turns crimson red} What Is My Son’s Name

[Birds tho @BirdsThoCo]

who remember

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Fighting for my goddamn life today.