The Word Mistress

probably not as Ladylike as I feel ~When the wind blows I want to feel it everywhere- a little wanton but realistic

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May I never lose my essence

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I woke up this morning and it felt like I twisted my ankle. So like I’m like hobbling around wondering - am I so old that I twisted my ankle in the nighttime while I was sleeping, in my bed?

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My moon cycle came to remind me that I’m
Not actually dead inside

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Because who doesn’t need to validate their validity

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@kv8 Lmao whoah is what I do

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When I grow up. I want to be an enigma.

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Why does my cat smell like Mongolian bbq?

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I miss when you made me down with the songs like this

https://t.co/oP0LsoCzFy

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@MoMohler 🤣🤣. Then 😳

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

This is a CVS receipt.

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He grew weary of her non-sequitors 😕

She thought:
welp. fair enough.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Logging on to twitter to see what people are mad about today.

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@UnimpressedWU Um. No? Interested to see what others have to say.

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I’m headed to the blue sky with many others
Mistress of words
Find me :)

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Tall, masculine men elicit a primal, biological response from women. It’s science.

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@JanuaryJames Tis indeed. Primal.

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Kay kay
I guess I’m headed to blue sky, it’s getting boring over here. Send me your handle if you got one.

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Twitter is where people talk about the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to them but make it funny.

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@JanuaryJames Also me :)

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@kv8 They agree

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Motherfucking starving