Melissa Joseph

I rather have flowers on my table than diamonds on my neck.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Like, how did you make a horror movie so scary, it literally horrors over time? @JordanPeele #GetOutMovie

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Just rewatching it after knowing what’s really going on…man, I was crying I was so scared. I’m 32 yrs old, I’ve seen this movie, and still 😭. @JordanPeele

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

My guy, I owe you an apology. I knew Get Out was an insanely good movie when I saw it the first time. But I got to rewatch it (1st rewatch) just now and the most incredible horror movie. @JordanPeele

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

@smarterchi1d Real ish, dude. When that time comes, I hear it’s helpful to try to avoid reasoning with them and take it with humor whenever possible. Tough days ahead but know you’ll have great ones too. Here for you! 🩷

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

For example, I want to live in an America where Jon Stewart is the president. And Shaq runs shit too. And probably Jack Black.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

I need to learn more about the branches of government. Yes, for important reasons, ofc. But also, I want to be able to make my own draft and say why I think these people should be in the rule I chose.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Everyone’s going to Threads and I’m about it. 😎

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

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[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Don’t fight back; fight forward.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

@animalweapon Spoken like a man that’s about to Uber home from the airport.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Buy your own Cheesecake, motherfucker. I ain’t doin’ this with you today. I’m not. @animalweapon

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Yeah bitch you spent $44B on this shit

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

@TomHolland1996 is our generation’s James Dean.

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Do I want to be feared? Not really. But if I can cut down the risk of a stranger following me to my car or asking me if I spit or swallow, I’m about it. 🙌#SafetyFirst

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

It’s important to know when you cut your hair short that most bros will replace the desire to fuck you with fear of you and it is fucking siiick. 🤙

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

If I’m being honest with myself, 80% of my motivation to get out of bed in the morning is to eat the leftovers in my fridge. #ComeToMama 🤤

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

@lilw01f Where are you heading?!

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

Character matters. #Inauguration2021

[Melissa Joseph @WordOnTheStrIs]

@lilw01f This whole time I didn’t know you were a Pisces?! Mar 13 baby!