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After years of editing jargon that begged to be chucked, I wondered, just how many many words would a WORD chuck CHUCK if...well, you know. (R Perlmutter)

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@nlbmprez @tedperl @Royals @Cardinals Happy #NationalHatDay!

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@GarfieldNPS @Jeopardy But, unlike some other presidents I will not name, Mr. Garfield's head was NOT 99% animal fat.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Well, actually, no, because they're fatty, hard to slice, and won't stay still when you try to baste them.

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@EvanRobertsWFAN Tim McCarver!

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@RonFilipkowski "Quick, Chief! This calls for the Cone of Silence!"

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@clearlyGG Spelling question: I've seen "czar" and "tsar" but never "tzar."

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@OmarRiverosays "Nap? I don't need no stinkin' nap!"

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@nlbmprez @Braves @astros @MLB @MLBPA @MLBONFOX @PlayersAlliance @Royals @NLBMuseumKC @Dodgers @Cubs @SFGiants 2/2 Aaron: "If you happen to want to celebrate, get in the tunnel first. And if (Gibson) hits you, don't charge the mound, because he's a Gold Glove boxer.'
Baker to Aaron: "Damn, what about my 17-game hitting streak?" ..."That was the night it ended."

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@nlbmprez @Braves @astros @MLB @MLBPA @MLBONFOX @PlayersAlliance @Royals @NLBMuseumKC @Dodgers @Cubs @SFGiants Baker is responsible for the best quotes EVER about Bob Gibson. Henry Aaron warned Baker: "'Don't dig in against Bob Gibson; he'll knock you down. He'd knock down his own grandmother if she dared to challenge him. Don't stare at him, don't smile at him, don't talk to him. 1/2

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@joncoopertweets Go bowling.

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@robneyer Sic' em, Internet shamers!

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@BillKristol @inimitablepgw "He's a good egg, in the long run, if you like long, runny eggs."

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@davidfrum agree. The only solution is to select a small group of reporters and commentators you trust on Twitter, and ignore the rest.

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@RonFilipkowski I'm sorry, this tweet exceeded the daily sarcasm limit. You must wait until 11:59 p.m. before you can tweet again.

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@RageMichelle While I appreciate your attempt at humor, you must know that both of those assumptions are false.

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@BillKristol Exactly. 🎯💯

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@gtconway3d 😁😆😁😆😁😂😂😂😂

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@nut_history Yes, a few trips: Montreal, Quebec City, Toronto, and the Stratford Shakespeare Festival. Also, we boated (by canoe) around the boundary waters area. The whole darn nation is a great place for a summer vacation.

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@RepKatiePorter Where can we find your research on what is wrong with Medicare Advantage? Is there a website?

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@TheRichFromCali @CalltoActivism Yes.

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@gates_mcfadden Get well soon!